Saturday, May 23, 2009

Gold lamé bikinis for children

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Oh, how I love Teresa.



photo from here.

125 comments:

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julie said...

So many nuggets, don't know where to start. I'm not sure what is more disturbing - the vast dichotomy between nature and Teresa/Teresa's spawn or the specialness of her younger child.

Anonymous said...

I'm curious about all of the abnormally low hairlines...

I ♥ You said...

that kid could pass for Fergie.

SparkerShop said...

Looks like she got her bubbies.

Anonymous said...

Youngest looks like Big Pussy. Seriously.

SGM said...

Ha! Hope she doesn't get shoved off of the boat.

Lauren said...

I don't think their hairlines are low..they just have wide-roundish faces...and not high foreheads like the queen of 8balls over there Kelly Bensimon.

Anonymous said...

Gold lame is acceptable in many parts of Jersey and Las Vegas for virtually any occasion. Oy.

Chloe said...

I didn't think I could love a cast of Real Housewives more than the original OC (sorry, I'm a stickler) but man. The New Joisey crew is quickly climbing the ranks for me. I'm pretty sure Teresa also got married in a gold lame wedding gown and had her kids baptized in gold lame.

GOLD LAME YESSSSSS!

Stacy said...

On one hand, I am surprised they are not all in matching gold lame bikinis. And then I am relieved that they are not. And then on a third hand (it gets tangly in my brain), I am saddened they are not, because I love a trainwreck. Why do you think I am so addicted to Bravo?

anon said...

Hahaha! Fergie and Big Pussy! SPOT ON!

Anonymous said...

Teresa is now knocked up with her fourth kid.

Can't share the love of this infantile woman, especially given what she's doing to her daughters. When the Ramseys did the same thing to JonBenet, everyone clucked disapprovingly.

chateaudelu said...

So since Teresa likes the whole family to dress alike, does that mean her husband has a gold lame Speedo?

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jen said...

MY favorite Teresa moment was on the preview show when she said she "used to" have big hair. LOVE HER!

Naz said...

The way she carries around that wad of cash really is troubling to me. It's only a matter of time before the IRS does an audit on them. I would think so anyway.

Pigtown*Design said...

I was horrified to watch the scene when T and her brats tore through that kids' clothing store. She did nothing to control them at all, even when that strange little one was banging on the cash register.

Do you know that wide-set eyes are sometimes a symptom of fetal alcohol syndrome? That's what the little one looks like.

Jessica said...

you know, I was going to make a comment about this picture...but I am scared.

I mean at least if you ever met Ramoner she would just say "Oh SGM your blog is just so foo foo and declasse." That we could handle. But these ladies, um and thier husbands...

Anonymous said...

Does she put sunscreen on her kids? The one in the gold looks very tan for a little girl...

I do like Teresa though :-)

Anonymous said...

When she's 50, no one will love Teresa. Her outward appearance will be as grotesque as her puerile, empty interior. How much money would Teresa give to charity, if no one asked her to?

Anonymous said...

Pigstown: Teresa's not an alcoholic, just a cretin. If she were an alcoholic, she wouldn't be clever enough to hide it, driving her kids to the mall, the acting coach, auditions, the new house, the furniture store, hubby's office, the friend's blind date, blah blah blah.

An alcoholic Teresa would just spend the day face and hair down in her own vomit.

Beth said...

Yup---and she's soooo not a stage mom. Ha!

Her husband did time in the slammer for a DWI (he served on weekends).

He tried to sue NJ for being beaten in jail, by the guards. Sadly, he lost, but I guess he is still "juicy."

Teresa is a trainwreck, bribing a two year old with lip gloss.

amber {daisy chain} said...

wait. why aren't the girls in matching gold bikinis? I specifically remember that she likes them always to match, she buys 3 of everything (in cash, of course).

SpryOnTheWall said...

Ugh, I hate bikinis on little girls. Gives me the creeps.

Karen said...

I have nothing to add after the Fergie and Big Pussy observations. Brilliant and right on!

hello gorgeous said...

They don't have (diamond) bellyrings, do they?

TheBeautyFile said...

you can't blame her for wanting her kids to be fashion forward...maybe a little TOO forward....

dee said...

Her littlest child looks like she's imitating one of the Bud Lite frogs, "Waaassuuuuuup?"

Anonymous said...

if theresa doesn't start putting some sunscreen on those kids, they're going to end up with skin cancer before they're old enough to drive!

Unknown said...

I don't even know why I'm surprised by this anymore, but these bikinis look silly on everyone. Children really have no business wearing them.

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