Saturday, May 2, 2009

Happy Birthday, Kelly Bensimon!


Kelly's friend
: "Kelly! Glad you could make it. These are little cakes called cupcakes."

Kelly: "Like, how am I supposed to eat these? I'm like, skinny enough as it is!"

Friend: "Well, I guess you could just throw them up later."

Kelly: "I just had a rully rully awesome idea. We should totally like, start a line of cupcakes called Skinnygirl Cupcakes!"

Friend: "Hmmm. Why does that sound so familiar?"

Kelly: "It's a totally awesome amazing idea. Let's go find some blow."

13 comments:

dorrie said...

What is that woman wearing? I mean, "Stah! Stah stah!"

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious SGM! When I first glanced at the invitation, I thought, wasn't she already an "A" for Halloween. Great photoshopping skills. lol! It's a complete foil.

Anonymous said...

Don't tell, she is pooping out cupcakes for the party on the invitation. Keep those legs spread, Kelly, it's like spicy cupcakes from behind for everyone!

Anonymous said...

Is it me or is one of the spikey gates headed straight for her twat?

hello gorgeous said...

I heart your PS skilz (as the kids say).

Anonymous said...

Wonder what time she arrived? Midnight?

dee said...

OK, aside from all that, WHAT is she WEARING?! Seriously. It is hid. And her friend rully rully wants to look like Rachel Zoe.

Anonymous said...

Holy Olsen twins!! What is that old hippie wearing NOW?

Richie Designs said...

That is one fugly invite, she totally needs to hire me.

Miss to Mrs said...

Well she is smiling while being the A so I really really want to be a part of this.

SpryOnTheWall said...

It's so lovely to see she got dressed up for the occasion. Looks like she got in a fight with a paper shredder. Oozing with class!

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