Thursday, May 14, 2009

The magical debut of She by Sheree

"What's She by Sheree?" some of you may ask. Well, Google has deemed me the #2 authority in the world on this topic*, so I will be happy to enlighten you. She by Sheree is the much talked about and up until this point, imaginary, fashion line of the Real Housewives of Atlanta's original bitchface Sheree Whitfield. These photos, taken at She by Sheree's launch party on Tuesday, tell you much more about the line than I ever could:

Nothing says class like arriving in a Cinderella wedding carriage (see also: Lucinda's series on Irish Travelers).

Now onto the red carpet where Sheree poses with what appears to be a wax replica of Dwight Eubanks:

Such a shiny couple!

What could add even more cache to the event? The hint of a nipple, courtesy of castmate Lisa Wu Hartwell.


Poor Lisa. I actually like her--she's probably the most sane person on that show (and her husband Ed is nothing short of delicious). If Sheree had been a true friend, she would have pulled Lisa aside and helped her shove that baby back in the dress.

I know what you are thinking: what about the line itself? Yes, there were actual clothes at this event (unlike her last fashion show), and you can view them here. Lots of satin and big distracting hair. Go check it out.




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42 comments:

Sparkie said...

Wait a minute. Didn't Mr Wax Replica totally trash Sheree's first "opening" and isn't he NeNe's #1 Gay? Why wasn't he blocked at the door? Sheree must be slipping.

Michelle said...

First of all, congrats on Google finally recognizing your authority on all things Shree!

And in the words of Ramoner - all those clothes were a little "too too foo foo." Oy. I love fashion but by no means am I an expert - those clothes do not look like they would be on the runways of Paris OR Milan. Just sayin'.

Chloé said...

"wax replica" - LOL!!!

It looks like Mr. "How dreadful" and Ms. "You ruined my joy" became friends...

The clothes are just... wow. Words escape me. :P

BTW - Have you seen Lisa's line? It's ahem... interesting. http://ghettofabu.blogspot.com/2009/05/lisa-wu-hartwell-gives-us-closet-freak.html

and

http://ghettofabu.blogspot.com/2009/05/lisa-wu-hartwell-gives-us-closet-freak_08.html

SpryOnTheWall said...

I actually like Lisa too - someone needed to help her back into that dress. Wow, I live near Atlanta and I'm surprised we didn't hear about this wondrous event on the news :oP A couple of weeks ago NeNe was on the local NBC station trying out some product sold on TV before she bought it. I have no other recollection other than that. When's Atlanta due back on - after NJ?

dee said...

Dude! I think this makes you officially famous! "The hint of a nipple..." I am crying right now!!

Anonymous said...

She by Sheree, klassy and sassy!

Carrie Nicole said...

I LOVE that you are the 2nd result! Totally trumps my top ten result for "What is a snuggie".

xoxoxo

Siiri said...

I have forwarded She by Sheree to all my local drag queens, since cleraly, that's her target market.

Geeeeeezzzz! Lady! Wake up and smell the implants and hip pads! Those "She" are actually some "HE" (especially the dude in that bustier and hot shorts. are you even kidding me??????)

I got sea sick from that long black dress with blue, plastic dot, one shoulder shrug wanna be.

blegh!

Anonymous said...

Ahem, I am I mistaken or is Sheree taking steroids? She is looking tres masculine. Watch out for ROID RAGE NeNe!

Miss Buncle said...

I agree with Anonymous! I thought Lisa was standing there with a man!

The photo Sheree stepping out of that coach, tenderly helped by her attendants, is HILARIOUS.

gatherings home said...

OMG!! HIDEOUS!!! I thought she looked a little weird in the last photo too. I almost thought it was someone in drag trying to impersonate her, reeeaaalllly! This has got to be the most blatent case of self indulgence I have ever had the displeasure of looking at. Where is the voice of reason she most obviously needs right now. Can't wait to see if this makes it on the show. Ugh!

Sarah Smile said...

love it! Can't wait for the 2nd half! PS: Andy needs a haircut, it's a little out of control.

Jenn said...

Seriously? Gag. WHO is gonna buy her crap??? I'd love to know. Gross.

Anonymous said...

I've watched enough Project Runway Bravo to know that Sheree's line was not the least bit cohesive (in addition to being totally fucking fugly).

Brilliant Asylum said...

If all of your readers Google "She by Sheree" and click on your link instead of hers, we could make you numbero uno in no time. (Because I am sure that is your lifelong ambition). But seriously, I am impressed!

Jill said...

Please!! Is it pumpkin time yet??

Jill said...

I linked to you.

Jessica said...

Oh my god...I really thought that was a wax statue.

Is that dress from her collection? It is really freaking unflattering.

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