tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post4543107264002240284..comments2023-11-05T03:24:23.248-08:00Comments on Scented Glossy Magazines: Voila, bitches!SGMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08273878051832240539noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-85959360255016407232008-06-11T21:25:00.000-07:002008-06-11T21:25:00.000-07:00"warm taupe" = color of dried vomit."warm taupe" = color of dried vomit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-79493517790567229082008-06-08T13:49:00.000-07:002008-06-08T13:49:00.000-07:00NO NO NO-stop now! a long single seat cushion alw...NO NO NO-<BR/><BR/>stop now! a long single seat cushion always looks fucked up after the first time someone sits in it- they get wrinkled, lumpy and the seams go askew and can never be made right. they are only pretty in pictures, not real life. 2 or 3 cushions would be better.<BR/><BR/>and yes, everyone *will* judge you on your formal living room, so get with it! i am kinda old school on this point, and believe everyone should have one kid-free room- if only just for show. makes one feel like an adult when company is over. (tell the kids if they go in and use the sofa as a trampoline, you will put them into the foster care system, asap).<BR/><BR/>plus if you walk by the room everyday, you should have something pretty to look at- you won't resent the red-headed step child quite so much, if it's a pretty step-child. you'll be surprised by how happy fixing up the room will make you- swear. you'll thank me- really.<BR/><BR/>so send the kids to camp for the weekend, and break out a paintbrush, and put some color into your red-headed step child, asap (just painting the kid a warm taupe would do wonders). it's quick and easy, and costs less than a new sofa cushion (you can get that after the drug money starts rolling in).<BR/><BR/><BR/>love, <BR/><BR/>your childless, decorator friend, who because he is childless, has all the time in the world to worry about such things,<BR/><BR/>maison21Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12158141401821966937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-48202511044468047032008-06-04T13:08:00.000-07:002008-06-04T13:08:00.000-07:00Good to know they're Kenyan, not those pesky Niger...Good to know they're Kenyan, not those pesky Nigerians.Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15129377434000711589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-45178427191330405492008-06-04T11:31:00.000-07:002008-06-04T11:31:00.000-07:00As a red-headed stepchild, I appreciate the discla...As a red-headed stepchild, I appreciate the disclaimer, lol. Love the "new" sofa! It's like it lost 15 lbs and you need to take it out shopping for new clothes now. Have fun!Dusty @AllThingsG+Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15838613561508662216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-30112107089566232792008-06-04T10:54:00.000-07:002008-06-04T10:54:00.000-07:00hilarious. thanks for making me giggle today!Cool ...hilarious. thanks for making me giggle today!<BR/><BR/>Cool thing about the couch. I think it's got loads of potential. How bout making the "parlor" into the "Game Room" with game inpired decor? Game table, game boards on the walls, round coffee table, 4 chairs? This is how I plan to use my formal living room. I, too, am waiting for my Kenyan fortune.Lorelei Eurtohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17330882921799083271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-72795464515801082792008-06-02T22:25:00.000-07:002008-06-02T22:25:00.000-07:00brilliant.hey I want an email telling me I have $8...brilliant.<BR/><BR/>hey I want an email telling me I have $800k not from drug money. Jeez I feel so left out.Richie Designshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00367914623379813600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-43931297111549467322008-06-02T21:29:00.000-07:002008-06-02T21:29:00.000-07:00What a great sofa under a not-so-great sofa. That...What a great sofa under a not-so-great sofa. That kind of stuff is great when it happens, you'd better thank your sister! Parlors cost too much money for how often they are used.Saucyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16959141177904095053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-1501930640594686972008-06-02T16:04:00.000-07:002008-06-02T16:04:00.000-07:00I have inherited from a long lost relative who jus...I have inherited from a long lost relative who just happens to be a king,an Island off the west coast of the United States which is called Hawaii but after I send the small sum of $ 100,000 I will be sent the deed and may change the name to anything I would like!!!!<BR/>WWWOOOHOOOOOO!!! lmao<BR/>Great Post! great refab on the couch and I agree gimme more bedroom or kitchen space :)QueenofPlanetHotflashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02110409150316105685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-44853410387451638582008-06-02T10:30:00.000-07:002008-06-02T10:30:00.000-07:00Karey m, I am so glad that I was not eating while ...Karey m, I am so glad that I was not eating while I read your comment because I probably would have CHOKED. Esp at the "like you would even care if it was drug money." Indeed, I would quite like to lead the exciting life of a money laundress.<BR/>That sofa you linked to gives me a head-ache. oooo-wee!<BR/><BR/>Susannah, what an amazing coincidence! It's been a really hard week with the death and all, but the $800,000 is a soothing balm for my heart. I haven't received my check yet, have you? Let me know. I'm getting a little ansty.SGMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08273878051832240539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-59864659250911616282008-06-02T08:41:00.000-07:002008-06-02T08:41:00.000-07:00We must be related!!! Because I got the same email...We must be related!!! Because I got the same email from Kenya! I mean, who knew? We're distant cousins or something thrice removed with a filthy rich Kenyan relative (sadly deceased). My thoughts and prayers go out to you as I am sure you are grieving as am I.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-29629974705512311562008-06-02T08:12:00.000-07:002008-06-02T08:12:00.000-07:00THAT was underneath THAT?!dare you to recover it a...THAT was underneath THAT?!<BR/><BR/>dare you to recover it a la www.squintlimited.com. keep in mind the $800k you've got coming. <BR/><BR/>seriously. those kenyans. a generous lot, aren't they? plus, has he read your blog? like you'd even care if it was drug money.karey m.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17431535677698029278noreply@blogger.com