tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post7473265803913007321..comments2023-11-05T03:24:23.248-08:00Comments on Scented Glossy Magazines: "If I see one more Amazing Jackie Warner Product, I'm going to jump off a cliff into the ocean"SGMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08273878051832240539noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-58460189458671084392014-08-05T02:13:38.214-07:002014-08-05T02:13:38.214-07:00One should be cognizant when buying second hand fo...One should be cognizant when buying <a href="http://www.onlineforkliftsales.com.au/" rel="nofollow">second hand forklifts</a> and the best way is to inquire professionals and they will help you to discuss the acquisition to end up with a large used forklift.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08682681337625902723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-6788268881633919502013-01-03T01:31:43.031-08:002013-01-03T01:31:43.031-08:00Before buying fork lifts in California, just be su...Before buying fork lifts in California, just be sure you know all safety standards for using it. any hazardous (classified) locations, such as flammable storage areas, where the vehicle will be operated 9.668 Caterpillar Forklift Serial Number Online Tcm Forklift For Sale In Wisconsin One of those things why second hand forklifts are famous is because their pricing is comparatively lesser in comparison to brand new forklifts.Jeffhttp://digileps.biology.nsysu.edu.tw/groups/2ab84/weblog/224be/Indulge_In_The_Splendid_Effects_Of_The_Flash_Games.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-4720785517823790672008-05-30T22:18:00.000-07:002008-05-30T22:18:00.000-07:00Plitt is one of the bowflex commercial guys.Plitt is one of the bowflex commercial guys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-26123031131849274372008-05-17T18:52:00.000-07:002008-05-17T18:52:00.000-07:00Dearest Frank,I just received an update from Natha...Dearest Frank,<BR/><BR/>I just received an update from Nathan. The groom drank so much last night that he's been in bed all day throwing up. The stripper called an hour ago to confirm the time - she sent Nathan out on an errand -- to buy whipped cream. What kind of stripper makes the customer buy her product? I told Nathan that he was too nice. I'm sure you would have told that Cheri to take her whipped cream and shove it. <BR/><BR/>Hoping for the best,<BR/><BR/>Elaine<BR/><BR/>PS - Nathan loved your advice (as did Haley - SGM, watch out, Haley has a crush on Frank)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-36410651620836076222008-05-16T13:36:00.000-07:002008-05-16T13:36:00.000-07:00Erm, am I the only one who thinks jumping off a cl...Erm, am I the only one who thinks jumping off a cliff into the ocean sounds fun?Jessiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05263857308041118500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-78352220773896594392008-05-15T21:05:00.000-07:002008-05-15T21:05:00.000-07:00Elaine,Having been in Nathan's position, as a brot...Elaine,<BR/><BR/>Having been in Nathan's position, as a brother father and husband, I know I speak for him when I say; going to some bachelor party where some soon to be "cheri" strippers are probably going to do things that a wholesome woman like you could not even imagine is the last thing he wants to do. I know when both of my brothers got married and had bachelor parties, I was harassed to the point that I could not withstand the peer pressure and I went just to get my brothers off my back, when really all I wanted to do is spend the evening at home with my wonderful wife and children.<BR/><BR/>So with that as the back drop to how I know Nathan is feeling, I would make the following suggestions to you and Baby G on how to fill your weekend. <BR/><BR/>Nathan is going to be beat from all of the debauchery that he will witness over the weekend. When he gets home he is not going to want to walk in and step on Baby G's toys which will likely play some annoying song at an obscene decibel. Thus, I think you should devote at least some portion of your weekend to making sure your home is spotless upon his arrival.<BR/><BR/>Nathan will also be very hungry, as it is very likely that he will have been hung over and have thrown up the last meal he had the evening before. Therefore, I think you will want to have his favorite meal prepared and ready to be served piping hot when he walks through the door. This will require a lot of effort on your part as I know trying to prepare a meal with a toddler at your ankles is difficult, however, I know you will be able to persevere by enjoying the simple pleasure you can derive from the minimum two trips to Austin's check out lane at Trader Joe's you will inevitably have to make.<BR/><BR/>Next, I think you should take a bit of time out to focus on yourself. You will undoubtedly have a long and grueling weekend. Therefore, I think you should go to a spa or where ever you go to get a bikini wax done. Nathan will have had to endure observing things that appeal only to the purient interests and are likely illegal in the State of Utah. Although he will resist temptation while away from you, the love of his life, he is going to want to watermelon tango somebody. One other small suggestion that may be helpful "brazilain." <BR/><BR/>Next be sure to call Haley and get all your bitching out about what a terrible weekend you had doing all these things and taking care of Baby G all by yourself over the weekend. Nathan is going to spare you from details of what he went through and you should return the favor by not bothering him with the details of how hard the weekend was for you.<BR/><BR/>Finally, my last suggestion is of something NOT to do under any circumstances. I know you will think it might be cute to perhaps send him a sexy photograph of yourself to his cell phone so that he will be thinking of you instead of some stripper. Ordinarily this would be a welcome treat that he would appreciate greatly. However, under the circumstances of him being with his brother and a bunch of other drunk men he may think his wife is sending a picture of his precious baby and open the picture in front of the guys. This will be incredibly awkward for you at the next family gathering, so I implore you to not do it.<BR/><BR/>Those would be my suggestions. I hope they are helpful. <BR/><BR/>FrankSGMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08273878051832240539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-56909488434379059452008-05-15T20:43:00.000-07:002008-05-15T20:43:00.000-07:00Yes, I did mean it in a really perverted, inapprop...Yes, I did mean it in a really perverted, inappropriate way since I knew you'd be into it. :-)<BR/><BR/>One thing about Alex: If she says one more time, "If anyone has a problem with Simon and I..." "Jill invited Simon and I to the party..." <BR/><BR/>She misuses pronouns all the time in an effort to appear educated and constantly says "I" when she means "me" - it drives me crazy!! See? It's making me use entirely too many exclamation points!!<BR/><BR/>Before she teaches her babies Latin and French, maybe she should bone up on English...hello gorgeoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15257391996828119047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-4449680101366739722008-05-15T14:06:00.000-07:002008-05-15T14:06:00.000-07:00All I know is that Jackie Warner is to irritating ...All I know is that Jackie Warner is to irritating for words, I think that I might hate her. I know a little harsh I think I might just be slightly bitter.Sarah's Fab Dayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04289676949470575955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-17190325896490369872008-05-15T14:00:00.000-07:002008-05-15T14:00:00.000-07:00yes, they are actors. heard from my brother that p...yes, they are actors. heard from my brother that peeler too is an actor and was hired to be on the show and work at sky lab. i am pretty sure if you are hot with a fitness background of some sort and want to be in the entertainment industry that this is the show to get cast on. that being said, i still lurve it. <BR/><BR/>i also think greg plitt waxes his face. anyone else?I ♥ Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02743640229697990415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-84331464150596917042008-05-15T12:32:00.000-07:002008-05-15T12:32:00.000-07:00This comment has nothing to do with the post and i...This comment has nothing to do with the post and is more directed towards Frank...<BR/><BR/>Dear Frank: <BR/><BR/>That fucktard, Nathan is abandoning his family for the weekend (I mean seriously, how important is his only brother's bachelor party???). Frank, I desperately need your advice - how do the G and I stay busy and not go crazy for 48 hours. I do have a few vicodens for evening time (after my little bundle of joy goes night night) BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DAYTIME FRANK? From one fucktard to another, help a sister out.<BR/><BR/>xxoo<BR/><BR/>Your wife's lesbian lover<BR/><BR/>ElaineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-68475351337495533102008-05-15T10:03:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:03:00.000-07:00Hello Gorgeous, do you mean you love me in a reall...Hello Gorgeous, do you mean you love me in a really perverted and creepy way? Because I would be totally into that. :)<BR/><BR/>REBECCA IS AN ACTRESS?! We have all been duped by RECECCA? Hold the phone--I'm going to research that right now.SGMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08273878051832240539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-24610784993645436642008-05-15T09:40:00.000-07:002008-05-15T09:40:00.000-07:00I hate to break it to you all but Rebecca isn't a ...I hate to break it to you all but Rebecca isn't a trainer, she's an actress hired to play the part (maybe this has been covered in a previous post). Someone mentioned last week that one of the trainers used to be on a soap so I'm wondering if anybody's real on this, um, reality show.<BR/><BR/>And don't even get me started on Alex and her children who are allowed to destroy other people's food at a dinner party. And that photo? I will need extra therapy this week for that.<BR/><BR/>SGM, I heart you in that way that Angelina Jolie hearts her brother...hello gorgeoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15257391996828119047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-2038923210041218552008-05-15T08:20:00.000-07:002008-05-15T08:20:00.000-07:00brill. yunt.i LIVE for these! {sad, but true.}brill. yunt.<BR/><BR/>i LIVE for these! {sad, but true.}karey m.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17431535677698029278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2961219467141009863.post-86484906146274140692008-05-15T07:55:00.000-07:002008-05-15T07:55:00.000-07:00It looks like Alex has been reading too much of he...It looks like Alex has been reading too much of her own press. Usually I don't like that in a celeb (ahem, Julia Roberts) but I see Alex is putting all that constructive critisism to work. Haircuts, remodels, Coney Island--she almost has me convinced that she is just a regular carpool mom.Brilliant Asylumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09656796025200050768noreply@blogger.com