Wednesday, July 1, 2009

It's so easy to read their minds


Ramoner: I'm bored. I need to be stimulated. I think I will bring up Alex's nude photos one more time after the show.

Alex: Well, it's fine, but it's certainly no corset made out of rotting burlap.

Jill: Let's get this over with. Brad's re-wallpapering my entire apartment with the Zarin logo and I just know he's going to screw it up.

Jaqueline: I wonder what it would be like to read a book.

Dina: Bubbies are too small. Next.

Caroline: What the fuck are you lookin' at, bitch?

Teresa: I wonder where we place orders? I want five of everything.

Danielle: Little do they know, I have Cop without a Badge hiding under this paper. We're gonna clear the air once and for all!



For more photos of the Housewives at The Fashion Show fashion show (what?), go here.

50 comments:

Tiffaney said...

You are the absolute greatest. Don't ever change. Aren't the RHONJ 9th grade all over again?

Anonymous said...

Have you seen Jill on an episode of My Life on the D List? They really gave her a hard time. Granted, she was being extremely annoying and couldn't help bringing up FABRIC and ZARIN a few dozen times. Hilarious.

Unknown said...

This picture is too good!! I love your captions.

Regardez Moi said...

That was hysterical.

"I wonder what it's like to read a book."

bahahahahah. classic.

ticklishfromadistance said...

Hysterical. All true and hysterical. One of your best!

ZDub said...

LOL!

I do like what's her face green clutch though.

Anonymous said...

Did you see Danielle/Beverly on All My Children?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PWUEDMTKlA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dlisted.com%2F&feature=player_embedded

She's been dying to be famous for a long time!

Dirt Princess said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

Carrie Nicole said...

I like how Danielle had to sit on the other side of the aisle. I rully rully rully want to know what she did to push Caroline over the edge.

Chloe said...

Hahaha! Awesome.

Jessie said...

I'm with Carrie, I've just GOT to know what happened.

You are spot on with the mind-reading... you kill me!!!

Cyn said...

Once again, you are brilliant and had me laughing! Hope you are having a good summer....Can't wait for Jeff Lewis!

Anonymous said...

http://www.usmagazine.com/ - bottom left corner - KELLY KB, looking really confused. if i could find a link I would send it... check it out!!

Anonymous said...

So effin' funny, biatch!

Annie said...

LOVE IT! LOL!!
good idea to keep danielle on the opposite side from everyone else! ha!

jen said...

Carrie beat me to it--the huge space between Teresa and Danielle is great. And the only thing I would add to Danielle's thoughts are "how can I get them to love me?????"

Richie Designs said...

captions are perfect!

Unknown said...

"Caroline: What the fuck are you lookin' at, bitch?"

she scares me!

Naz said...

You have me laughing out loud all the time. Excellent captions, especially Danielle's. I ♥ it.

Pigtown*Design said...

I was SOOO hoping you'd comment on this... especially the look on Danielle's face.

Anonymous said...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/22553353@N00/3669706848/in/photostream/

Did Gretchen get married?

SpryOnTheWall said...

Fantastic! You are awesome!

amber {daisy chain} said...

Best captions ever!
I can't stop saying bubbies...

Lizzie said...

This was perfect!

Jennifer said...

LOL--perfect!!

Sarah Engel said...

that is amazing, and spot on!!

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plaisirs simples said...

omg....hilarious!!!

Moen said...

LOL, you hit the nail on the head with this one.

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