Thursday, June 11, 2009

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Hey everyone!

1. Clear your schedules--Bravo will be showing The Real Housewives of OC Lost Footage Special TONIGHT. Here's a clip:




(How OVER IT is Andy Cohen?! Love him.)

2. This should be good--next week on the Today Show, dumbasses Hoda and Kathie Lee will be co-hosting with a different Housewife each day. !!!! Bethenny on Monday, Danielle on Tuesday, NeNe on Wednesday and Tamra on Thursday. I hope none of them hold back if Kathie gets lippy.

3. I hope to be back to my regular posting next week. Or maybe I will just continue to be an irresponsible blogger. I have no idea. Just please know that it has nothing to do with you. SGM loves you; never forget it.

21 comments:

Sarah's Fab Day said...

love, love, love you too darling!

Danyell said...

Are you "afraid" to comment on RHNJ? I mean where are the recaps? Why do you think I read this blog?

christy said...

I hope you get back to "normal" next week! I am so looking forward to your comments & recaps! It is a highlight for me. :)

Lucinda said...

You know, I am starting to think you have a thing for Andy Cohen?

Megan said...

The blinking skull on the chuckie made me fall out of my chair laughing. Well done, SGM.

Anonymous said...

Never liked Tamra. Guess I'm not going to feel any differently after tonight.

Dobbygirl said...

Take the time you need to get back to normal - your posts are the broken wind beneath my smart ass wings and that's why I love SGM! I'll have to tune into the crapfest otherwise known as the 10am hour of Today for Housewife fun. Danielle should be hilarious....

Anonymous said...

SGM, are you getting all super high tech with the blinky skull? I love it! If you need a break, take it. We will be here anxiously awaiting your return.

Anonymous said...

So is a chuckie the same thing as a beavie or what? I'm kind of confused about this matter. Another clarification which has been touched on, but WTF? Why would Dina's husband always be working and Caroline's husband always be around? Don't they tdo the same thing? Is he, like, a don or something and doesn't want the publicity or are they just totally not together anymore? When a show is TITLED Housewives, I think it's only fair to let us in on the marital status of the subjects at hand, right? Geez. Also, kind of on a different subject, I'm kind of annoyed about Atlanta because this show would not be any fun to watch if it were just about people living in apartments or vinyl cul-de-sacs. It's fun to watch really rich people being totally stupid and classless and tasteless, but I think they need to do credit checks and be out in the aopen about how they have their money if they are going to be on the show. Which brings me to Atlanta-- what is so cool about watching someone (like NeNe) rent a house with no furniture in it? And HOW THE EFF does Theresa's hamburgler of a husband afford that hilarious, but very expensive house??? I know what we all think, but what is their front? You can't tell me they even just say he owns that little granite store and that's it... We need some credibility here. And that Atlanta Kim. Now that she's not with PapaDaddy or whoever, HOW is she getting any income? We, the nosy and loyal viewers, DESERVE to know!
SGM, I miss you!

Anonymous said...

i am now a fan of andy cohen... before i just didn't understand the magic. now i get it. now i get it.

Clare said...

hamburgler of a husband...too funny. When they showed the granite store or whatever it is Teresa's hubby the hamburgler owns, I had a vivid flashback to the Sopranos. I'm worried that after this show finishes airing the IRS is gonna raid their onyx and granite las vegas style palace.

Elaine said...

I watched a few minutes of it and had to shut it off. I just can't do it my love. I try and I try but I can't.

I'm sorry I let you down.

Anonymous said...

Thank heavens the bailout housing plan will help Jeanna Keough - perish the thought of her having to buy shoes at payless. Have you seen this insanity???

Anonymous said...

The "lost" footage was a snoozefest, but I am sort of uncomfortable with the "being taped when they thought the camera wasn't on." I know they were aware that they were at a reunion taping, but other stuff happens behind-the-scenes (like bathroom breaks) and it just shkeeved me.

I wandered over to that "absurd to sublime blog" because Jay likes to try to get his 16th minute of fame and what was funny was he forwarded an email that went through all the castmates and apparently...SIMON showed up in Vegas (remember Tamra didn't want to hang out and party, etc, because she was revulsed by Lynne's dancing?). Well, really she flew Simon in and Simon sent an email to the cast afterwards.

It was just revealing because Jeana says the cast is being split by Bravo because of the in-fighting and she recommends they band together so they can demand $300,000-$500,000 for next season.

Of course, now, her homes are in default so maybe she was trying to secure her finances.

By the way, I have no ties to "absurd to sublime." I saw it linked on "Fans of Reality TV." The email chain was much more interesting than last night's show.

Anonymous said...

SGM,
Would you please try to befriend Albie on Facebook? He has a real account but it is only open to friends -- I think he'd accept you!!!

Anonymous said...

And while you're at it, could you get a picture of his penis?

Anonymous said...

Gawd

Anonymous said...

What was more insane about Keogh was the letter to the OC Register. Name dropping EVERYONE possible, maybe trying to get a free meal, now, Jeana?

And, come on, a book from your daughter? Wow, anyone can write a book today.

Anonymous said...

Dude! The recap?!? I'm in SGM Withdrawl here.

Puhleeze!?!

Anonymous said...

FYI----Pics of Woo Hoo Vicki with her ass in the air!

http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/8482/2009/06/vicki-gunvalson

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