You're going to need at least one of these:
Can't you just hear his voice? What a little bitch. God, I just want to squeeze him to death. In a very tender and affectionate way, of course.
Designed by the uber-talented Richie, buy it HERE.
UPDATED: There's also a travel mug HERE.
(If you aren't in on the "Is this 140?" joke, please read this recap and fall in love with Jeff all over again.)