Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Lady Bensimon is FREE!
Kelly Bensimon was sentenced to 2 days of community service today for giving her boyfriend a black eye. Doesn't the judge know that Kelly doesn't "do" community service? I mean, what if they start using her name for all of their community service events? I hope she appeals.
Anyhow, we can all sleep soundly in our beds tonight knowing that Kelly is safe at home. If she thought the reunion show was boring, she should see jail! Like, totally not fun or awesome at all.
In the words of Kelly, "justice has been served."*
A video clip of the jubilant yet still moronic Kelly outside of court:
*omg, when is someone going to hit her?