Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I spy a nipple!

Simon's! {shudder}

And yes, Alex is wearing some sort of see-through getup. Apparently they were at National Underwear Day's underwear/lingerie runway show (I am not even kidding you--verify it here). They're movin' on up, yo!

You know that Simon worked on this outfit for days, calling Alex at work, asking "what about the pants, mon cheri? I'm standing here in your animal print Cavallis and they're just not working. My pink jeans? Brilliant! It will bring out the color of my rosy nipples."

Incidentally, Alex and Simon are posing with the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The NJ ladies all look slightly embarrassed except for the one on the far right, who's thinking "Nice pants! Badda bing!"

13 comments:

modernemama said...

I swear I had those pink jeans when I was 13. I think those are my actual jeans.
There's nothing that says I'm secure with my sexuality more than pink jeans. Bad, bad, bad look.

Mint Julep said...

mon cheri!
hahahah!

Jessie said...

Simon's rosy nipples = GAGGGGGGHHH!

Paloma said...

You're hilarious! The NJ girls look promising!

bakingwithplath said...

"nice pants, bada bing" hahahahaha oh my god

Amanda said...

I can totally hear the joisey accent with it all. uhgh.

Doodle Whore said...

Just reading "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" made me tingle a little bit. Down there.

Jen said...

Haha! Classic. Those pants are actually "Nantucket reds" - a staple of very preppy east coast wardrobe. He's trying so very hard.

Love you, SGM.

freckledk said...

I totally thought the person on the far right was a dude. Still do, actually. I'll need to see vagina to believe otherwise.

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

I had pink jeans in 1978 they had zippers on both sides of the waist/
Real Housewives of New Jersey, I just got a rush of excitement, can't wait for the accents and attitudes :o)

kwr221 said...

Wow. I've been totally watching too much Olympics!

How did I miss this new show!

OMG - NYC and Soprano wannabees. Perfect!

amber {daisy chain} said...

And did you notice that he is, still, the only man hanging out with a group of women? I mean, take a freakin' hint! And I had NO idea they were filing in NJ next - no doubt I'll be watching...

Barb said...

Simon is such a douche bag! I love that show though! And I love my OC girls too