Friday, August 29, 2008

"Rodger's going to say you don't need a 3rd Birkin"



God, I have that same problem! Frank's all "quit buying $16,000 handbags!" Why does he have to be such a wet blanket? I guess the difference between Rachel Zoe and me is that she makes $6000 a day (read it here) and I . . . don't. Rodger, chill out and get on that gravy train, okay?

I didn't know that Givenchy was pronounced "Jhee vahn shee." Did you? We are going to learn so much from this show, you guys!

I can already hear myself speaking in her quasi-Valley Girl way: "I DIED!" and "Rodger is mah. LIFE!" Excuse me while I transform myself into a toothpick and buy a "Birk" because I LOVE THIS BITCH.

Show premieres September 9.

(People using a reader, click on through for a video full of outlandish spending and beautiful clothes/accessories that we can only dream of wearing)

21 comments:

Jozette said...

this show is going to be the best. thing. ever.

katek said...

I seriously was coming over here to say exactly, word-for-punctuation, what Jozette said. Dudes.

Brittany said...

O freaking em gee.

Someone who loves vintage as much as I do...lately I've been perusing a vintage website searching for the prom dress no one will have. I have the exact same reactions as her...and I love it.

I'm not too keen on the blonde assistant, though...she just seems to be the really witchy, annoying type. But I do like the guy.

Rachel...call me?!

Obv., I haven't been watching all that much, but I will!!!!

Paloma said...
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Paloma said...

I am so freaking excited for this show!

karey m. said...

{whimper}

i. have. no. stinking. bravo.

{full-on sob}

but at least i have you!

{wiping my snottle on my sleeve. perhaps even a relieved snort.}

xoxo.

Sarah's Fab Day said...

I've been wearing Taylor's rocker eye look ever since I saw the preview show. How poser am I?

Things That Inspire said...

OK...running over to the TV to set the TiVo. This looks very promising.

The Lil Bee said...

$6k/day? I am sick.

Megan said...

I'm Wa-a-iting!

Jennifer said...

OMG I can't wait!!

Jessie said...

Like 10 minutes into the preview show, I texted my husband to tell him that I have a new favorite show... and it hasn't even officially started yet!!!

Love her, love the show, love YOU and can't wait for your snarky-sharp recaps!!!

Sarah Danielle said...

this show is going to be AMAZING! Can't wait!!

Sarah Danielle said...

this show is going to be AMAZING! Can't wait!!

French said...

Love your sarcastic humor;) French

Maya said...

"Jhee vahn shee." Love it! I discovered the true pronunciation from a morning talk show...so uncool.

Anonymous said...

Post already SGM! Get off your bon bon eatin' ass!

becky from hatch said...

Just found your blog via decorno and I'm in heaven - I'm a fellow junk tv junkie. THis show looks great, even if she is kind of annoying. Someone on project runway called her the tiny stylist in the maxi dress muumuu last night, or something like that, I DIED...laughing!

beachbungalow8 said...

i agree, this is going to be one i'm glued to. however, not so much with top design.

Anonymous said...

With a face like that, RZ has gotta be bulemic!

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