Monday, September 8, 2008

Check, check 1-2 on the mic

Hello, all you people with ears! Decorno, Elaine, Harvey Millstein (interior designer/gay icon) and I* will be hosting a show live on internet radio tonight at 8:00 PST/ 11:00 EST! We will be discussing all sorts of ridiculous, dirty and disgusting topics.

Here's the deal: if you want to listen live, then click this button at 8 PST/11 EST

Listen to icouldkillher on internet talk radio

You can just listen OR you can call in and we can all chat together. For free! From the safe confines of our homes!

If you can't make it, then click that same button any time after 8pm tonight and you can listen the whole thing at your leisure.

NOTE 1: The annoying giggler in the background will be me.

NOTE 2: If Jeff Lewis of Flipping Out fame calls in, everyone will need to SHUT UP immediately as I am going to attempt to counsel him and/or have phone sex with him.

See you tonight!

*My agent tried to get top billing for me but Decorno, Elaine and Harvey's agents are like fucking pit bulls!


Petunia Face said...

Congratulamotherfuckin'lations! That is so awesome. I will try to listen and will try a little harder not to crank call-in as Jeff Lewis from Flipping Out.

I *Heart* You said...

um, hi ROCKSTAR!!!!!! how fucking cool are you guys? i am totally going to listen!!!! :)

katiedid said...

Hahahaha! I am cracking up already just imagining you all together. But I think your need to fire your agent, cuz top billing should have been YOURS! (And no.....I did not write that on all of the other blogs.)I will be listening, unless husband, kids, dinner, homework, etc. etc. interfere. Maybe I will just huddle in the closet with my daughter's laptop.

A Powerful Agent, from Hollywood said...

Dear Mrs. SGM:

My client, Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator, asks that you refraining from using his name, as it is a Trademarked Intellectual Property.

HarvMil Enterprises LLC

elaine said...

Ha! HarveyMil Enterprises! Love it!

I can't wait for tonight! I hope all your peeps tune in...I know that all 12 of mine will.


Your semitic lover


Brittany said...

I can not wait! Insanity!

(I shall be thinking, SGM speaks?! What craziness!)

zakary said...

OMG, this is funniest shit ever.

Advil cracked me up.

I don't know if I will be able to listen to the whole thing, my kids are all, "We need to eat dinner" blah, blah, blah.

I totally want to call in!

Abby said...

I am cracking up!!!! Can we have this every week???
I am just waiting for Jeff Lewis to call in!

Anonymous said...

SGM...that was so much fun! Can't wait for the next show! You guys did a great job!


Anonymous said...

OMG!What a fun way to waste an hour, I will be there next week to hear about sex with strangers. Tell Harvey to speak up with that phone sex voice I could hardly hear him next to Elaine who sounded like she was on a bull-horn! SGM - your giggle was infectious, y'all were fantastic!

I *Heart* You said...

you guys were fantastic!!!! this was hilarious!!! i had to listen to it this morning but i will call in next time!!! :)

SGM said...

Thanks for the support--do call in if you feel so inclined, that's the best part!

elaine said...

Anon, you hurt my feelings with the bull horn comment. NO ONE TOLD ME...including my fucktard husband who was sitting 20 feet away from me listening on his computer. I'll do better next time - I'll try to use my inside voice. It's hard for me though. Really hard.

Decorina said...

My agent tried to get top billing for me but Decorno, Elaine and Harvey's agents are like fucking pit bulls!

But do they wear lipstick????

The Lil Bee said...

No f'ing WAY! I am so pissed I just saw this!! I totally would've called in and harassed you. Is it going to be a regular thing? SO COOL! Congrats, sister.

Anonymous said...

Elaine, Elaine - no feelings should have been hurt! I bow to you and your radio savvy "next caller...hello you are on the air" it was just that compared to the others, esp Harvey, you were very loud. I just figured it was your top billing. Good of Nathan not to tell you though - he deserves to get you back for that douchebag nametag prank at the worthless birthing classes. Thanks to you I have a nice conditioned puss tonight!

Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator said...

Harvey Millstein would have more confidence and speak up more if a certain client was more supportive of his Vision.

beachbungalow8 said...

so fun to put voices to your writing!
this is fantastic!