Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Your homework: Rachel Zoe

Attention, class! It's Professor SGM


and I have your viewing assignment ready. You are to watch The Rachel Zoe Project tonight and then report back tomorrow, at which time you will be required to read and give a thoughtful and obsequious 25 word comment on my recap. Students who fail to complete this assignment will be spanked with a ruler in private by my T(&)A Mamacita and forced to contribute to the purchase of my new expensive aviator sunglasses.

Class dismissed.

19 comments:

mamacita said...

Wooden spoons are better -- more jiggle.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh ya'll, I totally watched every minute of Rachael Zoe last night! Love her! Though her she-assistant is a raging snatch and I hate her and her frizzy hair and how she is so mean to the adorable boy assistant whom I want to cuddle and snuggle with and be bffs with for-ev-ar.

Though did anyone her her pronounce Balmain, "Bal-mane?" What's up with that. It's "Bal-mah!"

Anonymous said...

Do you think we will ever see Rachel eat? Anything? Like maybe an ice cube? No, probably too many calories. Any hoo, love the show. I diiiiieeee. So much vicarious shopping. For things I will never afford, could never wear, but what the hell. Sorry, went over the 25 word limit.

monica said...

Who needs 25 words?

Think I can sum it up it up in three little letters.

D-I-E.

love it!

Ty said...
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Ty said...

I love this show..."I Die"

I can't stand Taylor but she has good style. Brad's outfits make me smile and if I had a son that's how I would dress him..Granted it would probaly get him beat up at school and turn him gay, but at least he would look good. Rachel is beyond 25 words....

Richie Designs said...

Bananas.

She killed it.

and I dream of working for her.

Anonymous said...

First of all, I'm delurking to say you're the funniest person ever and if you lived in LA I would beg you to be my BFF.

Now on to the show: it was pretty good and she was far less annoying than I thought she was going to be. However, why has no one ever explained why she pronounces her name Rachel Zoe (rhymes with Joe) and not Rachel Zoe (rhymes with Joey)? I have never heard of that before. And I hope your fan base is aware that her real last name is Rosenzweig and I think we know why she dropped that one.

Anonymous said...

anti-semitic much?

Anonymous said...

(embarrassed silence)

Brittany said...

I. Love. Her.

And Brad. Tay Tay, which I shall be calling her, can go be all moddy in the corner. Can she learn to brush her damn hair?

I DIE. Rachel Zoe shut it down. SHUT IT DOWN.

I love Brad so much, and I think Tay Tay needs to def. be more ncie to him. He is so adorable and sweet and sooo stylish. And Rachel is just this little imp who is full of style and sweetness.

Yeah, way more than 25 words, but who cares?! She is fab.

Brittany said...

Oops, I mean moody. And nice. I can't spell tonight.

mamacita said...

Dear Rachel Zoe,

Your ovaries know how old you are.

Yours,
Mamacita

muranogirl said...

I love how out Rachael is about having to work so hard to support her habit!
I think we ALL need a Brad in our lives. Even if he just shows up in his Ralph Lauren tennis sweaters to zshuzz the dry cleaning and coordinate carpool for me I'd be happy!
With all her fabulous cocktails rings, golden mane, vintage designer clothes and shoes, and proven track record with the stars, Rachel can show her vulnerable and insecure side. She seems real.

Anonymous said...

To anonymous 1:34 from anonymous 1:28 - I'm not being anti-semitic; I'm Jewish. I want to know why she's not using her Jewish surname.

Anonymous said...

I'm Jewish too, and I know tons of Jews who changed their name. You didn't know Ralph Lauren was born Ralph Lipschitz?

The reason isn't mysterious or complex. It's about snagging business from unsuspecting anti-Semites.

I'm not defending it or condemning it: Just reporting it. It's a fact of Jewish-American life in the 20th century. (Not sure it will persist in this one. I hope it doesn't need to.)

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