Friday, December 5, 2008

The Return of Bananas


Richele tipped us off, and I'd like to confirm that Rachel Zoe is indeed coming back for a second season of The Rachel Zoe Project. Thank God!

Before we throw on our dangly bracelets and fur, let's discuss Rachel's alleged reconciliation with Nicole Richie. How on earth do you shoot the breeze for twenty minutes with the bitch who called you Raisinface to the world? Either Rachel is a much bigger person than I (figuratively, of course) or else the whole thing reeks of fake-assery. We need NeNe and Anderson Cooper to do an in-depth special report on all of this.

Okay, now let us throw on our dangly bracelets and fur, and don't forget to DIE.

10 comments:

Richie Designs said...

I want that G-D fur she's wearing in that picture.

of course she's 5' tall and 98 lbs. it will make me look as if I stole it from a child.

Yeah!!! Bananas!!!!!!!!!

N. said...

All is right in the world.

amber {daisy chain} said...

hooray, I love me some Bananas...and I had no idea she and Nicole had it out - she really called her a raisin face in public?! ouch. Nicole should be forever (and ever) grateful for Rachel's services, do we not remember what she looked like before?? ewww.

dee said...

THANK YOU! I was thinking the same thing. She totally trashed her. I couldn't forgive someone like that. But Rach is smart. She'll be laughing her skinny ass all the way to the bank, once she cashes in on Nicole.

Anonymous said...

What is "lettuce cup" (another insult Nicole directed at RZ)?

LIke you can't fill out a bra cup, so it dimples, sort of lettuce-ily?

DESIGN BY CATHLEEN said...

OH MY GAWD! This is BANANAs! I Love all things BRAVO! I Really, Really Do. You are Fantastic! Love your Sarcasm Girl.... So glad I stumbled onto you!
By the way i did the Housewife personality test ( I know, I know) anyways, Guess what I'm a NeNe! and a Jeanna. I knew it! Keep it coming.... :-)

xoxo,
Cathleen

Anonymous said...

This is the fabbest news I've ever recieved.

I. Die.

Ivy Lane said...

Yeah! Can't wait!

72 and sunny said...

those furs. that girl makes me nuts! i want everyone of her fur vests now.

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