Friday, June 26, 2009

Like Tony Soprano, but with biggah tits

My apologies to the Manzos, but the mafia jokes never get old.

Behold, KCSCougar's latest production. I am snorting like a piggy--it's so funny, maybe his best one yet. (language is delightfully NSFW).




I haven't watched Part 2 of the reunion yet but have talked to a few people about it. WHAT DID DANIELLE DO? She briefly alludes to it in her blog. There's something very, very juicy here and I'm not talking about Andy Cohen's butt. What do you think?

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think she tried to start drama between Dina and Dina's ex-husband, maybe something that would make Dina look like a bad mother. The woman is crazy and needs to be kept away from everyone.

I also read Dina's blog. My heart went out to her.

I hope Jacquiline feels guilty.

Anonymous said...

It was clearly something involving Dina, and from the way Danielle's blog is phrased, it sounds like it involves Dina's ex-husband, Mr. Cyprus. Probably embarrassing pictures of Dina or whatever.

Anonymous said...

Read entries from Thursday June 25, All the world's a stage

Naz said...

According to Danielle's blog she says that she gave Dina's ex-brother-in-law a phone number to contact certain people with questions that she says was none of her business. She also claims she wouldn't do it now. Whatever.

Jessica said...

this was so freaking hilarious...the only bright point in this season.

Anonymous said...

Apparently Danielle gave Dina's ex-husband some information regarding allegations that Dina was abusing their daughter. There was an investigation and the claims were proven to be false. My guess is that it brought a lot more drama into the fold for the Manzo family and that's why Caroline was so upset with Danielle.

Richie Designs said...

hummm I thought she asked someone to put the "hurt" on Dina

man...jacquiline is a hard ass bitch. she doesn't give anyone slack at all.

I felt like Danielle did some good damage control. I felt sorry for her for a second. Dina was very considerate considering the situation I'm not sure I would have done the same.

ticklishfromadistance said...

So damn funny. Best episode, and most honest, of the season right here today!!!

Cyn said...

I was going to play the Devil's Advocate and say that maybe the other ladies should give Danielle a chance - not that I like her much or condone what she did, but it's been years and now that she has kids maybe she's changed and is sorry for her past; but if what Anonymous said is true, then it would make sense for Caroline to be so upset with her. I think that, although Bravo loves drama and it makes for good TV, they may get rid of Danielle because it's just too negative....prostitution, kidnapping....boy! But then again, if they do, there won't be any drama!

And the cartoon, the funniest thing ever! Thanks for sharing!

Brittany said...

OH MY GOODNESS!

That is by far the best one ever. Oy vey, I love it.

thatShortchick said...

you can watch the episode of 'my big fat fabulous wedding' featuring dina and her absent hubby here: http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/archives/2009/06/before_they_were_housewives.html

one of the highlights? it features caroline sporting the very early stages of a mullet.

thatShortchick said...

i don't think the link works in my previous comment, so I'm going to post it again.

http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/archives/2009/06/before_they_were_housewives.html

SpryOnTheWall said...

The cartoon was hilarious! Danielle is a wack job, I can't figure her out and I don't think I want to. The whole thing stressed me out. Andy Cohen should get combat pay for that reunion!

hello gorgeous said...

I tawt, er, thought that Danielle tried to sleep with Dina's husband (probably in Teresa's kitchen)...

Anonymous said...

"You ruined the fuckin' surprise!" kills me every time.

KC said...

You're killing me. LOL!!!!

Elena's Custom Designs said...

Oh my God!!! The part at the end is friggin hilarious!!! I can't even take it!!!

preppyplayer said...

KCSCougar has outdone themselves!!!
Thanks for sharing.
Danielle showed her true colors in the out takes from the last supper episode- while smoking her cig and waiting for her car. Her conversation with her daughters was inappropriate and crass. No remorse.
Don't we refer to those type people as psychopaths?
No wonder caroline would like her out of their lives and off the show!
Too dangerous.
Hope you're feeling better :)

Anonymous said...

Interesting pic of the NJ & NY Ho's at a fashion show.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/Skkm_dUhtpI/AAAAAAAA3sA/wacXSkrYRX0/s1600-h/629+rh.jpg

Unknown said...

i choked on my laugher watching this; priceless. whoever did this is genius!

yes, danielle's true nature WAS revealed during her conversation with her daughters while waiting for her car to come from the valet following the scene SHE caused in the restaurant. She's a conniving, manipulative woman who, properly, called a sociopathic personality - one who feels no remorse.

Anonymous said...

reg sweep -
reg tool -
reverse mobile -
reverse phone detective -
richard mackenzie direct -
rich garbage man -
rocket chinese -
rocket french -
seize cars -
shop until you drop -
six figure yearly 2009 -
sleep tracks -
spyware nuker -
spyware stop -
sunshine 4u -
the bad breath report -
the cash1234 system -
thedietsolutionprogram -
the diet solution program -
the free car -
the lazy marketer -
tonsil stones remedies -
truth about abs -
truth about diets -
turbulence training -
vincedelmontefitness -
vince del monte fitness -
violin master pro -
warp speed fat loss -
wedding speech 4u -
xp repair pro -
yeast infection no more -
2ip hosting -
10 minute forex wealth builder -

Anonymous said...

My spouse and I stumbled over here different page and thought I may as well check things out.
I like what I see so i am just following you. Look forward
to looking into your web page yet again.

Here is my weblog :: pirater un compte Facebook

Anonymous said...

Hi there! Do you use Twitter? I'd like to follow you if that would be ok. I'm undoubtedly enjoying
your blog and look forward to new updates.

My page :: candy crush saga cheats

Anonymous said...

Keep on writing, great job!

Feel free to surf to my blog post - Dragon City Hack

Anonymous said...

I am not sure where you are getting your info, but great topic.
I needs to spend some time learning much more or understanding more.
Thanks for excellent info I was looking for this information for my mission.



Feel free to visit my web site: Psn Code Generator (Http://Www.Youtube.Com/Watch?V=2_5B_NVI6X4)