Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Domino?


Uh, hi. Did you happen to send me a package yesterday? A bunch of wrapping paper in a tube with the return address of Conde Nast? There wasn't a note or anything, and I was just wondering what the big occasion was. Is it a gift for all of the good press I do about you? Whatever the reason, thanks.

By the way, would you deliver a message to Lucky from me? I received this letter recently begging me to come back. It was quite pathetic really:

Kiss my arse. That's my answer.

Looking forward to your next issue, Domino, and if you didn't send me the wrapping paper, please let me know. I may have to obtain a restraining order against Lucky. Thanks.

8 comments:

Whitney said...

I didn't get any presents from Domino but I can't wait for my Lucky subscription to be finito!

Laura said...

yes, that's from Santa Domino. I saw it on one of thier ubiquitious promo cards...
But I thought it was just for new subscribers...lucky you.

SGM said...

I think I figured it out--I sent a gift subscription.
I'm just going to tell you here privately, I kind of miss Lucky (but only a little). Will someone please tell me that the Blake Lively issue stinks?
Good on ya, Whitney.

Petunia Face said...

I'm here to tell you that the Blake Lively issue is butt. I used to love me my Lucky mag. But slowly they seems to be falling apart--fugly editorials, lame product endorsements, nothin much new. So very very sad. RIP Lucky mag.

Brilliant Asylum said...

Oh goody. I sent a gift subscription for Domino out too. I hope I get a little gift.

Pink Wallpaper said...

Hi, you've been tagged. Go to my site for the rules.

Anonymous said...

I just untagged you. Lie down and watch Judge Judy.

SGM said...

Petunia face, thank you! "Butt" is exactly the descriptive word I was looking for.
Anon, I would but I like that Pink Wallpaper. You're fuuny.