I saw these little customizable soap dishes by Paloma's Nest on Another Shade of Grey and have been thinking about them for days:
The possibilities! And only for $10.50! I've been thinking of all of the funny little inside jokes I could put on them for some close friends and really, I've been cracking myself up. I went online to order some tonight and much to my chagrin, they are SOLD OUT. It's probably for the best because I was planning to send them to my favorite celebs as well, and that could have been expensive. Oh well. Maybe for Valentine's Day. Here is a list of my potential recipients and the message:
Amy Winehouse: Good for you! (because she's not looking so fresh these days, and I'd like to encourage her occasional use of the soap)
Jessica Simpson: Don't wash your face with soap or else your face will get dry and wrinkly and then you'll never find a man (hope all of that fits) OR Why'd you break up with Nick Lachey, dumbass?
Rachael Ray : Property of Mrs. Asshat
Paris Hilton: (something along the lines of "all of the soap in the world wouldn't clean your skanky ass" but I'd need to work on the wording a bit more. There's also a "don't drop the soap" joke that I could use but that would be too obvious)
Lindsay Lohan: Don't snort the soap
Ryan Reynolds: Marry me (Romantic, no? And maybe he'd send a dish back that said "yes!" Mmmmm. But then I'd have to send a dish back that said "psyche!" because I am already married. I am also considering sending an "I love you" dish to Vince Vaughn if he loses a little weight and stops looking so ashen.)
Heidi Montag: Wash up, you don't know where Spencer's been OR You will never feel clean again after betraying your best friend
To whom would you send a customizable soap dish?
Just had to add Brilliant Asylum's contribution in the comments section because I'm still smiling about it:
Dave Grohl: Never use this. I like you dirty.