The possibilities! And only for $10.50! I've been thinking of all of the funny little inside jokes I could put on them for some close friends and really, I've been cracking myself up. I went online to order some tonight and much to my chagrin, they are SOLD OUT. It's probably for the best because I was planning to send them to my favorite celebs as well, and that could have been expensive. Oh well. Maybe for Valentine's Day. Here is a list of my potential recipients and the message:
Amy Winehouse: Good for you! (because she's not looking so fresh these days, and I'd like to encourage her occasional use of the soap)
Jessica Simpson: Don't wash your face with soap or else your face will get dry and wrinkly and then you'll never find a man (hope all of that fits) OR Why'd you break up with Nick Lachey, dumbass?
Rachael Ray : Property of Mrs. Asshat
Paris Hilton: (something along the lines of "all of the soap in the world wouldn't clean your skanky ass" but I'd need to work on the wording a bit more. There's also a "don't drop the soap" joke that I could use but that would be too obvious)
Lindsay Lohan: Don't snort the soap
Ryan Reynolds: Marry me (Romantic, no? And maybe he'd send a dish back that said "yes!" Mmmmm. But then I'd have to send a dish back that said "psyche!" because I am already married. I am also considering sending an "I love you" dish to Vince Vaughn if he loses a little weight and stops looking so ashen.)
Heidi Montag: Wash up, you don't know where Spencer's been OR You will never feel clean again after betraying your best friend
To whom would you send a customizable soap dish?
Just had to add Brilliant Asylum's contribution in the comments section because I'm still smiling about it:
Dave Grohl: Never use this. I like you dirty.
8 comments:
ogm you totally just cracked me up...thanks for making my mon...love the jessica simpson, lilo, and heidi shout outs!
To Posh Spice and it would say "Shut up already!"
I would send one to Dave Grohl that says "Never use this. I like you dirty."
Btw, did you watch "The Hills: Lauren Looks Back"? Heidi used to be so sweet, for a few episodes at least.
Pink Wall - so glad I made your monday. Thanks for the warm fuzzy. :)
fashiongirl - In an English accent? Mine to Posh would be "watch your back, I'd totally do your husband."
God, BA! I laughed out loud! totally agree with you on that one. Love that dirty Dave Grohl.
Didn't watch The Hills retrospective, but just finished the season finale. Lauren is such a sulker; I was a little disappointed that she was invited to Paris after all (but of course she was!). That stupid show. You know I'm all on board for season 4 though.
I love your personalization ideas! Too funny! I'm also incredibly amused that this shop and I share a name.)
Ha! Don't snort the soap.. that one had us laughing.
Oh man, I am soooo with you two on Dave Grohl! Yowza.
You are the best, SGM. I love that you love Dave Grohl. We could totally be BFF (except that I would have to kill you over Dave).
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