Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I want to die, and not in the happy Rachel Zoe way

Dear Bravotv.com,

I see that you finally took my advice and revamped your website. You'd think I'd be ecstatic but actually I am quite angry. Why?

The new website ERASED ALL OF THE PHOTOS TO ALMOST EVERY RECAP I HAVE EVER POSTED. Some of it can be fixed; some cannot (like, where the eff are the photos to RHOC Episode 8 and 9? The entire season of The Rachel Zoe Project?). You know what else is apparently gone forever? Vicki's kegstand from episode 208. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel? DO YOU?

{insert scream of anguish}

There are other major problems with the new site but I'm going to have to take about 6 valium before I can even begin to discuss them.

To quote Sheree Whitfield, YOU HAVE RUINED MY JOY. Not to mention my blog. Get your shit together before I file some sort of class action lawsuit for intentional infliction of emotional distress. I mean it.

Sincerely,
SGM

P.S. There is also a problem with what you are showing on Hulu (thanks to those of you who have brought this up before). Is anyone at Bravo actually competent? Jesus.

19 comments:

Chloe said...

Ohhh no! :(

style and grace said...

I can't wait until the Real Housewives of NYC. I'm OVER the OC. BORING. I think you need to include Keeping up with the Kardashians' recap on your glorious blog. P.S. Gretchen has a web site, have you checked it out?

J said...

I know I rarely comment, but I swear I am addicted as hell to your blog.

I just want to scream right now bc if they mess up your recaps? I might have to hurt someone.

Do you know that when I watch RHOC I think about your recaps? Well, of course you didn't know. Anyways, I think to myself "ohhh, I wonder what SGM will say about Vicki now. What a stupid tramp Tamra is. Does everyone else hate Gretchen's laugh as much as I do?"

And so on.

Bravo had better pull their heads out of their asses, and quick.

###### said...

You are off the chain...but I like it..

SGM said...

Thank you all for your support. Really, I am feeling so STABBY.

Anonymous said...

Oh sweety I am SO sorry. Bravo seems to be on a mission to destroy all that is good. Ever since PR attempted an escape to Lifetime, it's been one train wreck after the next.

Take a few deep breaths. Love you, love the blog, we will be understanding about the technical difficulties.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Really, I feel your pain. Hopefully they'll fix it tomorrow.

Courtney said...

Advice? (not that you asked) save the photos to your desktop first, then load them to the blog. Yeah, it's an extra step, but at least then Bravo can switch and delete anything they want, and your genius stays untouched!

Also- Did you think Vicky's taco night was as hilarious as I did? All I could think about was how the Countess would rather stab herself than attend such a function. What's with the housewives and tacos? wait....don't answer that....

h. m. settoon said...

I think it's Kim's evil wig that has caused the problems. Andy Cohen sat next to it during the reunion show---I'll bet its toxic fumes caused brain damage--Look what longterm exposure has done to Kim and the other FHOA---I wonder if he is experiencing the same cancerlike symptoms poor Kim suffered through at Chilis? Maybe concern over his health has caused those at bravo to lose focus.

SGM said...

Courtney, why are you bringing personal responsibility into this?! (I do realize that this is mostly my fault for not putting these pics on my computer, but I still like blaming Bravo).

Design Junkie, I think you're on to something.

chateaudelu said...

I know what happened over at Bravo. Daddy Simon van Kempen put Francois and Johan up to sabotage Ramoner's blog because she has no class and he is jealous that she never gave him a necklace from her jewelry line. Francois and Johan screwed up because they only speak French and the Bravo website is in English. I'm sure the Countess will straighten everything out.

Laura said...

I cannot believe I missed Vicki's keg stand...I must have walked into the kitchen or something while it was happening. by the way, I did not fully comprehend how amazingly dumb Lynne is until this week's episode. Unbelievable.

Jilly Id said...

That Vicki is on my last nerve. If she yells WooHoo one more time... Talk about an attention whore. And what is with her constantly arching her back to put her tits in guys faces lately? And what was going on that she put her hand over the camera? Poor Donn, I hope he watches these episodes and sees how flirty she acts when she's out and how cold she is to him.
I thought it was funny when Tamara was kind of defending Lynne, saying she just operates on a different frequency. Can Vicki be any meaner right to someone's face to Lynne? What does she think; she's still in HS and in the in crowd? What a bitch.

Tuesday Taylor said...

Being THE most UN-techno savvy person, like, ev-uh, as well as the laziest, I hate to admit that Courtney is right. My tech adviser (LushEss) has now insisted I host all photos on Flickr (fo' free!) and problem is solved! Also, you can add fun stuff to your photos like text bubbles! I just tried it today...

Anonymous said...

Ummm, lost in translation?

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hello gorgeous said...

This is ruining my joy, too.

I love that Kim's wig is commenting on your blog.

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