Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Like a dog in heat, a freak without warning...

Simon's HANDS are on Ramoner's BOOBS. Does she look disgusted?


Exactly. I think she is confusing her hatred of Simon with INTENSE SEXUAL DESIRE.

I am weak with gratitude to Bravo for putting the Real Housewives of New York City Simon and Ramoner dancing scene up for viewing. It is a feast for the eyes--eyes that you will soon want to poke out. (Subscribers, click through):



Personally, I watched it while playing 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" and got a fit of the giggles. That is some nasty shit! (for those of you who are pure of heart and mind and don't know all of the words to "Me So Horny," the title of this post is taken from the lyrics.)

Did anyone tweet with Tamra and Bethenny last night? How did it go?

105 comments:

I *Heart* You said...

you come up with the best titles. anyone who needs to be told what song that line comes from is no friend of mine! :)

The TownhouseLady said...

I could watch Ramona's spastic hurky-jerky dance moves for hours!!

Elaine from Seinfeld's got NOTHING on Ramona moves!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

The TownhouseLady said...

It's a know fact that gay guys always LOVE to grab on the boobage.

Dobbygirl said...

"Me So Horny" is the perfect soundtrack for that bit of film. I was laughing hysterically last night watching those two throw down. So many limbs flying around and shiny fabrics to blind us with...

Lara said...

that scene was frightening!! I was horrified for both of them.

last night was slightly disappointing but I can't wait for next week!

Anonymous said...

I think she is confusing her hatred of Simon with INTENSE SEXUAL DESIRE.

You are so right SGM. lol! I thought the same thing when I watched it. She wants him and she's disgusted by the fact that she wants him so she attacks him.

I'm more disturbed that they both think they are good dancers. hmmmm

Jennifer said...

I love 2 Live Crew! Remember My 7 Bizzos?

There are no words for Simon's outfit or that bizarro dance.

preppyplayer said...

I know this isn't a popular opinion, but I thought it was a kinda sweet ending, having Simon and Ramona dancing like that.
Bygones be bygones type of thing.
It showed what good sports they are and made me like them better. I know it was crazy, kooky and awkward...
But, I do believe they are both made of teflon and we could all learn from that.
Ok, kill me now.
I know you are all going to let me have it.

katiedid said...

I loved looking at the eyes of all of the onlookers....popping out...all of them...sort of like Ramoner's.

Tracey said...

Nah, I agree with you Preppy. Simon has grown on me and Ramona is that fun kind of crazy (unlike the scary Kelly kind of crazy). I find them immensely entertaining and I give her koodooz or whatever she called it, lol, for being so genuinely nice to him.

Makes Noo Sense said...

I totally agree with Tracey! I hated Simon initially and then saw him one day while sitting at a wine and chocolate bar (Ayza) in NY and he was really sweet!!

I still can't stop laughing at how SGM types Ramoner...LOVE IT.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!

Anonymous said...

Simon is my fashion hero! He is completely out about loving design and is not afraid to wear it. Last night's get up was a little shiny but who cares!

SGM said...

Never be afraid, Preppy Player. This is a safe place to express your feelings. I too have some surprising opinions about Simon in my recap.

my favorite and my best said...

i think the truth is we DO love these people for whatever reason, otherwise why would we watch this show and love it so. i cried at the damn end of it and im about as cynical as they come. truthfully i would LOVE LOVE LLLOOOVE to hang out with bethenny and jill.
sad its over quite frankly. i just hope those jersey snatches can live up to the ny bitches.

Lucinda said...

I've said it once and I'll say it again, Ramoner dances to the beat of her own crazy.

Anonymous said...

i tweeted with bethenny and i have to say .. i think i was the funniest person on that hour.

it was funny to watch a lot of people tweet the same thoughts at the same moment, like RAMONA HAS PEBBLES HAIR.

kris said...

are you a limp noodle?

(i couldn't help myself....)

Lolo said...

And here I was thinking "white folks can't dance".

kath1216 said...

SGM, I only have one thing to say:

You're just like a tu-tu! Like a tu-tu fu-fu!

Brittany said...

Bobby's reaction is by far my favorite. I think he has given up on trying to understand them. lol.

Oh Ramoner, you make me smile.

I did think it was sweet that they gave up on their little feud, and it was a lighthearted end to a very tense season.

AND OMG the two part finale. I'm very excited.

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