Wednesday, January 7, 2009

A feast for the eyes!

Or maybe it's bulimia for the eyes. I'm not sure.


Kim's blog* is everything you would expect it to be and more, including:

- "candid" photos (such as the one above)

- namedropping and puffery that backfire in every. single. post. For example, her response to a rumor that she's dating Michael Lohan, "I have never even met Michael. The only thing we have in common is the same publicist...I will be going to Sundance to be a part of a celebrity poker tournament...but Michael and I are are in no way going together as a couple." JESUS.

- favorite makeup. Now we can all have the secret to looking 10 years older!

Enjoy.


Oh, wait! Two more things. First, did you watch RHOC last night? I have had it up to HERE with Tamra and Vicki. But even more importantly--NEXT WEEK. Gretchen and Ryan (Tamra's petri dish of a son) HOOK UP?! I'm sure Bravo is just yanking our chain with this one, but the thought of it makes me feel dizzy. And nauseous.

Second. Win a day in Rachel Zoe's shoes*, courtesy of Piperlime. OMFG. Enter to win here.


Be back soon with more on RHOC. xoxo, my darlings.



*Thanks to those of you who alerted me. I am forever in your debt.

29 comments:

Sarah's Fab Day said...

Don't even get me started with Tamra. Why does she have to act so icky and two faced??

Anonymous said...

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Tamstyles said...

I watched that hot mess last night. Tamra gets on my last nerves. She is jealous. If she is not the topic of all conversation then she talks about who is. Vicki is a wreck, never satisfied with anything! Don will leave soon...

Kelly said...

Ew. I do not have a problem with fake boobs in theory, but some are just so badly done that it hurts MY boobs just to look at them.

Anonymous said...

Ok...amazing. Do you think it is really her blog? It seems really amateur even for her...hmmmm

I will say the girl can rock that bikini, and she does look 30 in that photo (granted you can't see her face really....)

Favorite comment "Nice Cameltoe Wiggy"

CLASSIC

Brittany said...

DAMN. DAMN. DAMN. I am 17. Therefore, no Rachel Zoe for me. WHY??!?!?!


And Kim is just the worst kind of hot mess.

wickedorchid said...

If Big Poppa had turned out to be Michael Lohan I would have simply ascended into reality TV heaven.

Damn.

wickedorchid said...

If Big Poppa had turned out to be Michael Lohan I would have simply ascended into reality TV heaven.

Damn.

Anonymous said...

really that is not kim's body--

The Lil Bee said...

Her banner alone...

Decs said...

I'm with Kelly. Those tits look like they hurt. Aren't you supposed to have perky tits when you buy them? She paid for those and they are sagging. Gross.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Anon 7:46PM...I don't believe it's her bod. Come on...photoshop.

Hey SGM, I really hope you win the Rachel Zoe contest. How great would that be! I think all your readers should enter and if they win (assuming you don't) then they should take you as their #2 person.

Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator, said...

best comment left on Kim's blog:

"I bet your wig tries to run away at night so you keep it on a leash. One day it's going to leap off your head onto an open flame to end it's misery."

Natalie said...

Gretchen and the man child disappear...together(?).

If I had your number I would've called the second the commercial aired...without even taking time to close my gaping pie hole. I wouldn't of said anything (speechless)...and then eventually hung up. But still...

I must know your thoughts.

Brilliant Asylum said...

Ohhh Bravo--your hints of cradle robbery have me intrigued!!! I actually rewound and watched the teaser 3 times. I think when Ryan and Gretchen "disapear" it will be because he is helping her puke.

beachbungalow8 said...

photoshop. Unless she's found a hip-bone reducing diet.

you know, I think these women (RHOC) need to understand that once this show is over, they're back to just being civilians.

they're like adolescents that have found sudden fame and are behaving without accountability.

Richie Designs said...

"I bet your wig tries to run away at night so you keep it on a leash. One day it's going to leap off your head onto an open flame to end it's misery."

thank you Harvey for finding that little gem.

------
GIRL!! it's me, you and Rachel Zoe. We're going to tower over her and feel like 500lb beasts but, we'll be styling with the shoes and being bananas. See you at the Roosevelt!

Scandalous Housewife said...

I CANNOT figure what kind of bamboozled witch doctor prescribed Kim some magic potion that took her from your top hat photo to the beach photos that "some stranger took" and she just happened to find.
Meth maybe?
Oh yeah, I saw RHOOC, and was about to hang up the towel on those snoozers, until I saw the coming attractions for next week. Note to self: Tequila shots at next party!

Paloma said...

Have you seen the pictures of the RHOC's makeunders?

http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-look/everyday-style/staticslideshowoprah.aspx?cp-documentid=15995366&imageindex=1

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