You've missed them.
You are not alone.
Is is just me, or does Ramoner look like she's been dipped in a vat of turd?
What do you think of this sexy-face?
And this one?
Props to the 7th housewife! (No need to compliment me on the photoshopping. I know I'm very skilled.)
The Countess and I have had our differences, but doesn't she look fantastic?
Apparently, the drunken squeezing of strangers' nads is the secret to glowing skin.
I know that we all love Bethennnnney and her razor-sharp wit, but I think she's a vampire. Or a rectangle.
What about the new housewife Kelly Bensimon?
Gorgeous. But is she an idiot? We shall see very soon.
Season 2 of Real Housewives of NYC premieres on February 17. Be there or be a rectangle.
promo photos courtesy of 360i on behalf of Bravo--thanks Orli.