Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Because I don't want to get murdered, I will not comment on the too short dress or Caroline's control issues



I am also choosing to hold my tongue even though I want to scream "JESUS, Caroline! What is the big motherfucking deal about a head of lettuce and a slightly bigger carton of milk?!"

Watch Real Housewives of New Jersey tonight...or else.

Also, Bravo tells me that the Real Housewives of Washington DC is in development and looking for cast members. If you live in the Washington DC area, this is your chance to subject yourself to ridicule, ruin your marriage and damage your children, all while making a little extry cash! Speaking of subjecting yourself to ridicule etc., check out the heated Jon and Kate discussion in the comments of the previous post. Who knew that these people could get us so worked up?


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16 comments:

Witness Protection Program I.D. 239764938A said...

Whenever I'm unhappy and have juvenile thoughts that I wish I was someone else, I bring out my mental list of people who I'm glad I'm not and it snaps me back into reality. I can now add control-freak Caroline to that list and basically anyone who is on the Real Housewives of New Jersey show. There's something really dark going on with this group. I think I'll skip this one and wait for RHOA. I'm missing Kim's wig about now.

SpryOnTheWall said...

DC?!? Oh Lord in Heaven...

Gotta get back to the RHOA marathon on now - hot mess - love it!!

kamilleon said...

Counting down the minutes til tonight! I forgot it was Tuesday so I am now seriously excited to see the spa party at Manielle's!

Christine in DC said...

I just saw that DC news on Variety (was searching for something else...don't read that routinely!). Anyway, I live in DC, and think it would be funny if I applied (not married, no kids, no money, live in a rental). I'm sure they'll have no problem finding all sorts of crazy here. Though I don't know how they'll raise the bar above the NJ wives.

Naz said...

I would think she would WANT her daughter to drink milk and eat lettuce.

kitcat said...

So does anyone else think that Caroline and Dina's brother Jamie was at the time working for Madonna? Dina kept saying a "mega celebrity" on tour, and the furnishings were feminine. I still love Caroline, she's still my favorite, her family is the most real out of all the seasons of Real Housewives and she tells it like it is. I've known alot of people that I dislike before I like too. I'd say Jaqueline but her daughter Ashley gets on my nerves. Lauren and her brothers make me laugh.

Lolo said...

Gotta love "The Iron Hand". I have no doubt that Lauren's gonna be waxing a "beebee" and a "chuckie" or two before she's done with cosmetology school.

kamilleon said...

Ordered a copy of the book that was shown at the end last night.... Cop Without A Badge or something like that on Half.com. PLEASE let it arrive soon!!!!

SGM said...

NO WAY, you ordered it?!

Book report time!

kamilleon said...

Check out Gawker!

http://gawker.com/5271650/the-real-stripping-coke-fiend-of-new-jersey

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