The kids would have to scram, of course, and I'd like some dappled sunshine and an ocean. Oh, I would also need someone to push me gently for hours without speaking or even breathing.
Someone will need to fetch me some gossip and interior design magazines, as well as a mindless book or two. A frappacuino and a light snack of french fries will be required, and probably cupcakes. I don't mean to be difficult, but I could really use a pedicure. I'd also appreciate a nearby blooming lilac bush, the skin of an 20 year-old and this dress:
and these sunglasses:
Shoes? How kind of you to ask, but I am in a basket swing on the beach. Shoes would be silly--and my pedicure needs to dry.
It's really not too much to ask, is it?
Instead, I am sitting here at my desk, just now noticing that one of the people I gave birth to has wiped her nose on my shoulder.
Nice.
Basket swing photo courtesy of The Family at Home by Anita Kaushal
9 comments:
Is that basket big enough for two? I'll bring the trashy mags. You bring the drinks.
Is that Jennifer Love Hewitt in the dress?
Trish Marie, of course! I'm scootching over.
SFM, ew. No. Just some J crew model.
note to self...do not read this blog in front of anyone i'm trying to impress.
laughing so hard i'm snorting? not impressive.
I'll bake the cupcakes...make room for me.
love your reality check with boogers!
that picture is awesome - I think I'll just cram in with you & Trish Marie (I'll bring an extra supply of mags and some vino!).
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that is one mack daddy hammock. i would also need tons of pillows and down comforters.
Thanks karey m. Climb on in everyone!
haha you are so funny:)
that dress is sooo pretty.
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