Friday, May 16, 2008

I need to start receiving emails like this


Ladies:

From here on out I would like to be called L.C. I feel that I bear an uncanny resemblance to Lauren Conrad (my Avon representative agrees) and since my Avon/mark.addiction has reached an unprecedented level, L.C. just "feels right."

I am slowly watching The Hills. I tivo'd a bunch of them as I have no life.

I love Heidi. Is there something wrong with me? While Lauren is nice enough, there is no doubt in my mind that there is a tape out there with her legs behind her head. Please let me know if I need therapy as I aligning myself with Team Heidi.

Thank you for your continued support.


L.C.


You really need to be reading Leslie at Reclaiming Miss Havisham for many reasons, one of which is to possibly beg to be on the email list of Leslie's sister, the author of the above email. It's kind of like a poignant "I'm going to be having a sex change operation soon and I'd like to have your support" type of letter. It feels weighty like that, yet it's about The Hills. Leslie's commentary makes it even better.

Not only is Leslie so so funny, but she has tons of style. You should go check her out if you haven't already. Go on now. Shoo!

2 comments:

Leslie (Reclaiming Miss Havisham) said...

HAHAHA she's so crazy. I'm not really one to talk, though. A little bit of background:

This is not the first time my sister has asked me to refer to her as L.C. This is however the first time that she cc'd 28 people with such a request, many of whom are high powered attornies (my sister is an attorney by training but current is a stay at home mom/psychiatric medication enthusiast)

Being a bit too hyper (much like myself) to be a stay at home mom, she has gotten bored to the point where she invites the local Avon lady in to hang out. The avon lady is a confused little old chinese lady. Since L.C. starting modeling for Avon/Mark cosmetics my sister has started making the Avon lady very uncomfortable with demands for makeup that will transform her into L.C.

I will say that the Lauren Conrad situation is WAY better than the time she got really really into interpretive dancing and wanted to dance out the thoughts and lives of our dogs(i'm not kidding or exaggerating)

And you really do NOT want to be on her email list. When she was trying to get pregnant and going through fertility treatments I was getting round the clock updates (she never sleeps) about what was going on in her uterus. What was going in, what was coming out, what it smelled like, what temperature it was. She really likes to be in constant communication

hello, gorgeous! said...

Heidi. Ewww.

P.S. Ever notice how she looks EXACTLY like Spencer's sister? (Well, at least before all the botox, collagen, whatever...)