Tuesday, May 13, 2008

A picture is worth a thousand Cheetos . . .


Alternate title #1: Celebrities--they're just like us! They have itchy butts too!

Alternate title #2: Hey Britney, going to the show?

Alternate title #3: Tight sweats + too much cleavage in a glittery tank top + scrunchie + scrunchie on top of head + smoking + picking underwear out of crack = poor Britney

I know you have some too. Bring it!

P.S. I went out tonight and am going to bed without watching Workout. I'll git 'er done sometime soon. While you're waiting (ON EDGE, I'm sure) for my recap, please read this deeply satisfying article that Paige (love her!) found about Jackie Warner suffering some real life consequences for her shit-ass behavior last week.



Thanks to IDLYITW
for the Britney photo.

10 comments:

Jennifer said...

I can't even take shots at Brit anymore. But Jackie Warner? Oh you will SEETHE at the first 10 minutes of Work Out where she totally lies to Peeler's client about what happened. And next week? Peeler returns! Yay!

franki durbin said...

ha! fabulous photo. I'm so 'done' with this former celeb.

unreal. she does absolutely know the photogs are out there. insane.

Sucker For Marketing said...

Jeez...what a fat slob. I mean, even the rest of us who could afford to shed a few pounds TRY to look like we aren't white trash.

Further proof that there should be a test and licensing structure for reproducing...her kids are screwed.

Sara said...

Sadly this photo of Britney reminds me of Anna Nicole...I hope she snaps out of her funk soon!

elaine said...

Bless her heart. Just pathetic. So white trash. When's the 14-year-old sister having her baby? Oh, and has Miley Cyrus posed for Maxim yet? Yes...i blame the parents for all of this.

fashiongirl said...

Do you think that's a hysterical pregnancy creating that "baby bump"/poochy tummy there?

Anonymous said...

She totally looks pregnant. My issue is with the stupid weave. Why doesn't she just rock a trendy short cut until it grows out? Wait...are southern gals allowed to have short hair? Maybe that's what's holding her back.

Anonymous said...

Stay tuned for news on Britney's crack problem...

Sorry for that. :-)

Seriously, I do feel for the kid.

megan said...

My Dad was king of the "Going to the show?" comment, so this made me guffaw...

Andrea said...

my title would be:

"my butt itches... i even showered today!?"

a la chapelle's show genuis.