Sunday, May 11, 2008

I wash my hands of you, Jennifer Aniston

I was totally going to set you up with my dentist, but you insist on CLINGING to John Mayer.

Honestly, after all I've done to help you, it feels like a slap in the face. Don't come crying to me when his next hit "Stop Texting Me Because I'm Busy Hooking Up with a Sexy Lady in Denver" comes out. I'm serious. You're on your own.

Thanks to Jennifer (the nice one) for tipping me off to this photo which has since been featured on Yahoo's front page for the world to see.


Anonymous said...

In some photos, JM's face has a kind of effeminate Liberace thing going on (you also see it in the elderly Warren Beatty).

Just tryin' to buck you up.

Sucker For Marketing said...

I believe that she is much more interested in him than he is in her...just look at him looking away in that photo.

Jennifer said...

Heh! You're welcome. She looks soooo pathetic in these photos.

And you know he's just getting it out of his system before he moves on to greener sgm pastures, don't you? Yeah, I thought so.

fashiongirl said...

Don't worry SGM. It'll never last.

Cleopatra said...

she has nothin on you SGM. how can being on a stupid sitcom for a zillion years compare to popping out kids and then raising them. come on. you are so money, this stuff can't phase you.

Jessie said...

Sucker for Marketing is right on... He is looking right past her (probably at another saucy young thing in a bikini) yet she still clings to his awkwardly positioned body.