Sunday, May 25, 2008

It is done, and let us never speak of it again

I have put money into the pocket of Jessica Simpson, and I will probably wear her shoes with the big dumbass loopy signature whilst watching Denise Richards' reality show (tomorrow on E! at 10pm EST).

Please forgive me.

18 comments:

Jennifer said...

About a year ago while getting my shoe porn on at Nordstrom, I picked up a pair. When I discovered the brand, I muttered to myself "I cannot fucking buy Jessica Simpson shoes." Without missing a beat, the closest salesman uttered "We have masking tape to cover her name." Not even kidding.

Sucker For Marketing said...

Although they are J.S. (I can't get myself to type the name) I do love them. Good choice, SGM, just never take them off in public.

coco+kelley said...

i swear, every time i pick up a shoe lately its hers. UGH! and they're actually COMFORTABLE! i just fell in love with another pair the other day. i won't tell if you won't... :)

marlazz said...

I hate to say it, but in the winter of 06, I bought a pair of pointy black stiletto JS booties. I was desperate but they were on sale. I wasn't proud but damn if I didn't wear them everyday. They were so comfy.

Sarah's Fab Day said...

I confess...I just broke down and bought a pair in March.

Kat said...

I don't care how comfortable or cheap they are, buying J.S. shoes are a mortal sin... What's happening to this nation...

JackeeG4glamorous said...

Yes, I agree with Kat, what else can bear the name of our do-almost-nuthin-but-date-the -nation celeb, but more shoes to stomp out what? World Hunger? ohhh, I'm sassy angry over nothing today. I don't care for Jess, but those shoes are hot, and I bet make your legs look great.

zakary said...

You have crossed over to the darkside!

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fashiongirl said...

Oh you didn't! Next thing you know you're going to be cruising Macy's looking for her hair extensions. It's a slippery slope...

amber said...

all is forgiven...we'll be doing the same come tomorrow night!

lisa said...

no way!

ya gotta draw the line somewhere!

i admit to liking some of her shoes but i will not give her ANY of my dough - no way!

karey m. said...

oh, you're brave. i've had little jessie boots and pumps and mules in my nordstrom basket for weeks at a time.

can't. do. it. i'm one step away from white trash as it is.

but, now? since you did it? it's ok! i can buy as many as i want!

hey...what do you think of giving heroin a go next? i heard it's super fun. if you do it, i'll do it.

SGM said...

Heroin! Great idea! I've given away my dignity, might as well trash everything else.

I *Heart* You said...

give yourself a break, SGM. she is the queen of shoe rip offs! we are all bound to like at least one thing she produces and I too have a pair of her shoes. they cut my feet up like a mother and i curse her name every time i wear them.

Smitty said...

Speaking of the Denise Richards realty show...please say you watched and will be posting commentary? In a moment of true weakness, I sat through that as well as the debacle that is "Living La Vida Lohan." All I can say is I feel dirty for having done it....Truly terrible reality TV just waiting to be picked apart!

marthalena said...

I personally feel that lining Jessica Simpson's pockets is preferable to lining Paris Hilton's. I will NOT be purchasing any of those Paris monstrosities. But Jessica's? Sorta cute.

Saucy said...

J.S. and P.H... one and the same, cloned by the devil.


Since we're fessing up, back in '03 I plunked down 140 bucks for some JLo jeans. There was no visible taggage, BTW. They were the nicest fitting jeans I've ever owned. *sigh* this is not justice.