Tuesday, June 3, 2008
I have done something to offend them.
I live in a new neighborhood. No trees. Yet recently my car is covered in bird crap. Chunky, shadow-casting bird crap. This photo does not do it justice.
I wash the car. It happens again. Overnight. Frank's car? Clean. Not a spot.
Birds, what did I do?
Thank you for reading Scented Glossy Magazines, the birdshit edition.