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I thought B won this one HANDS DOWN! Why is it that everytime Kelly opens her mouth ..she seems so ignorant?(and she's a WRITER! it pained me to watch her interview Jill Sander) I can't believe how she changed the story to make herself look like the victim! She knows for a fact that what she did was absolute shit and pointless. What a damn fool.
Bethenny CLEARLY came off the winner with calm grace, class and dignity.
And a hell of a zinger.
"With your imaginary boyfriend? Okay."
oh gawd, I'm so behind on my good trash tv
What a day for the RHWNYC. First off reading about the 'Countess' splitting with her absent hubby in the Post but is going to retain her title (lol), then to see Kelly in the NY Daily news for her court appearance for punching out her ex-boyfriend. Then to finally watch tonight's episode. It's all too much of a good thing! I love it!
Kelly tried to bully Bethanny but came off as a hyper jabbering idiot (and she remembered B and her boyfriend from years ago!) Even Luann found it surprising that K set up a meeting to chastise B and then showed up late.
And what's with Mario becoming a prissy jerk? First at dinner w/Ramoner then at the Page Six Mag. party with Jill then Simon. He seemed a little drunk at the party, all red faced.
Go Bethanny, Jill and yes, even Alex and Simon.
Bitchess.
I think this show was the best yet...It was goooood all around. That Kelly made me proud. I like B, but I think it was time for kelly to step up and let her know..i wouldnt give a damn if a chick didnt want to befriend me so i dont get that with B...like who cares if kelly doesnt think your "cool"..move on from it.
Uh like Kelly looked uh like, fucking crazy.
Congrats Kelly for telling off Blunt Bethany- she deserved being put in her place. Her shitty upbringing is no longer an excuse for why she is so rude and snarky- get into see some good counselor Bethany and get happy with yourself... in so doing you won't feel compelled to be so cutting whenever you feel insecure. Life is about getting to a place called "happy" and we are each responsible for getting ourselves to that place. Bethany get out of Bitterville and start your journey to happy.
I don't think Bethanny cares whether Kelly likes her or not. Kelly is the one who has been rude or ignored B numerous times in the past and now B doesn't want anything to do with her. She has moved on from it and doesn't want any fake shit from K now that K is on the show.
Kelly doesn't fit in with the first housewives and can't believe that someone would have the audacity not to be impressed with her. She's the one that needs to move on, permanently.
Kelly Crazypants. For real.
Okay, I just watched it.
Oh my god.
Kelly is unfuckingbelievable. She is so delusional. I could actually understand where she was coming from before her little sit down, but she lost me within ten seconds once she showed up at the bar. And she has the audacity to go around acting as if Bethenny was some big bitch at their meeting.
And I agree with the comment about Mario. When did he become such a whiny douche? He and Ramona bitch and moan about it all being for fun and they don't care, then he throws this massive rude hissy fit over it.
Was this episode's title/theme 'Raving Lunatics' or something? The only people who didn't come off as insane were Bethenny, Jill, Silex, and even the Countess. Okay, that's more rational or semi-rational people than I originally thought--color me impressed.
(Sorry for such a long comment!)
Is this show scripted now?
First, we get the conversation where Ramona asks Kelly for advice on dealing with Simon and Kelly gives the obvious advice, "smile & move on when you see him."
Next, we get to see Kelly totally ignore her own advice in dealing with Bethenny.
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The fact that Kelly constantly shows up late, especially when she's summoned someone to meet her, tells it all. She's more important than everyone else. Why can't Bethenny just understand that?! Sheesh!
I cannot wait for your recap on this episode. I was holding my breathe during that fight. I love that they showed the fight and then immediately showed each of the girls telling their side to one of the other housewives. I knew something was off with Kelly...but jeeze, what a looney. I'm not even Bethany's #1 fan, but I thought she handled the situation very well.
Oh, my favorite parts were when Kelly's hot date told her to stop talking about it in his sexy accent (If this had been the Atlanta version someone would have said "move the f*** on b****") and secondly when she said "Oh Max, I don't know what happened with Max..." clearly implying that they had sex....
tmz has video posted 3/31 of Simon exposing Alex's thong-
such a gent.
"Kell-amity" was my favorite, Go B!
Well I must say I do love to check at the SGM spot..so much fun! Last night reminded me of one of the Mad TV skits in the office where the supply monitor was always looking for "Sneaky Snakes"....Hisssssssssssss!!!!!
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Kelly just embarrassed herself completely. She asked B to meet her to talk about something that is clearly bothering her and was, basically immediately, unable to express any kind of clear, thought. I don't get her. That whole scene at the bar made her look dumb and I don't believe for a second she went to columbia.
Please, SGM, stop whatever you are doing and recap. Its all I've been able to think about. I can't sleep, can't eat, I'm behind on work, and I'm stalking your web site like its my j.o.b. occupation.
Who else thinks Bethany and NeNe should get together and put the smack down on all those other hizzos? They could take out stupid Kim and Kelly at the same time.
Amazing!!! Not since high school have I heard anyone rage on like Kelly - and it's been 25 years. It gave me the creeps.
I can't wait for your recap - this was one action packed episode. I dislike Kelly so much, B moved on from the "meeting" Kelly just kept beating that horse, get over yourself...
Kelly grew up in a WT city about 45 minutes from where I live. When I told my mom, she goes "Well that explains everything!"
Where did this Kelly person come from??? I will tell you....Rockford Illinois! has anyone ever been to Rockford? In terms of sophistication, class and elegance Rockford comes in a close second to Peoria! Who does she think she's kidding? I find her immature, impulsive, aggressive, arrogant, delusional and narcissitic. I also don't think she is very intelligent. What a complete train wreck. Bethanny was strong and composed and sharp as a tack.
I think Bethanny was total grace under fire. kelly should find a good therapist!
Oh my lord! what an amazing show, the best yet. It made me love Jill and Bethanny even more. Um, Kelly is a grade A nutter, I just wanted to reach through the screen and slap that condescending lunacy out of her. It made my blood boil the way she was talking. Mario is a douche and RamoneR needs to up her meds. I'm glad Alex told her she was rude, I wish she had continued.
This week's show was an A+! Ditto what Laura said...and I was actually impressed with the Countess for a change when she was sticking up for B. Go B!
After Kelly's display last week at the charity meeting, I knew I didn't like her. But this weeks behavior sent her straight from bitch to CRAZEEEE BEYOTCH!
Alls I know, if some horse in pink golashes made my ass go out in the rain so she could tell me we weren't friends, somebody if gettin cut.
That Kelly bitch is CRAZY!!! Seriously nutso!
I couldn't believe how Kelly's re-telling of the meeting with Bethanny kept growing, like if it was B that had gotten hysterical when it was her. She looked like if she was on crack the way she was so jittery and couldn't sit still or look at B. B is the one who sat there calm and compossed. And then to wait at the door to tell B to get over it when she clearly had done just that a long time ago.
Mario is a disgusting immature excuse for a man. Bobby or Jill should have punched him out. And I was rooting for Simon when he called out Ramona on having (and kissing!) a former Playboy model when they were ragging on Alex for her pics and how they couldn't be associated with such smut. The way Ramona completely changed and tried to get away and drag Mario away told me it was true. Yay Simon!
I love how Kelly sprinkles in words like "irony" and "foil" and by doing so thinks she's bright and articulate.
Kelly..Kelly...Kelly...honey, out there somewhere is a psychosis with your name on it! (somewhere beyond arrested development for sure) You always seem somewhat paranoid and on the verge of jumping out of your skin. And what was the deal with your "date" Max? You seemed SO rully, rully superexcited talking about him afterward. Will he be your superspecial, awesome, rully, rully like cute boyfriend??? I can't wait to find out! wheeeeee! And I'm not being sarcastic because I'm jealous of you..just so you know.
I imagine Kelly's life is an acid trip of hurried cab rides, air kisses and giant plaster mammals set to the beat of a fashion show soundtrack. Clearly nobody's home.
Team B!
Team B.
Kelly is such a raging hypocritical beast! I have never seen someone judge on such a level of spite and then go right around and behave 10 x's worse. I have to hand it to Bethenny for keeping it together and not laughing in her face. Kelly seems like the kind of girl who behaves outlandishly due to insecurity. She is so transparent and phony and I'm glad someone had the balls to call her out. She needs to stop judging everyone else's behavior and start looking at her own.
kelly must work pretty fast if she was still single and dating max when this was filmed (when was it--last summer/early fall?) and by the march had a "fiance" named nick whom she's bitch slapping. Too bad the crew wasn't around for that.
And sgm, I'm dying for this recap. If it's not up soon, I'm so calling you to meet me at the Brass Monkey for a smack down to let you know how pissed I really am. I may be 30-45 minutes late: it takes a while to figure out if i should wear the too short green dress with the barbie pink galoshes, or if it should be the slutty pink dress with the green galoshes...at any rate, I'm always so busy and in such a hurry there's never any time for the correct supportive undergarments. Besides, even though my coke dealer is on speed dial, with traffic you never know how long it'll be before he shows up....
Ramoner and Mario: They are crazy....however I did see their point. If they took Silex to a party as their guests and were introducing them as friends, etc. It is pretty crappy that the next day brawr-less shots of Alex were in In-touch, blah blah. I get why they would not go out of their way to keep taking Silex places...just sayin'
I do feel bad for Silex though...they just want to be friends...wonder what "Super Boots" thinks of them?
Jill and Bethany need their own show.
Has anyone bought her book?
I just think its funny that all these ladies think they're so polite and appropriate they ride such a moral high horse and they just end up looking like fools for messing up!! Kelly no it is not polite and classy to get thrown in jail for assault. Kelly why do you keep your ex husbands name still to this day?? And as for the Countess I think it hilarious that shes keeping her title! hmmm being married to a count is what makes you a countess, once its over its over lady!! Bethanny and Jill are awesome and even little old Ramoner is not that bad compares to the two hypocrites on the show!
What do we think Kelly was on? Meth? Coke? Adderal?
So many of these models are just skanks.
I missed the show last night, but the entire episode is posted on Hulu for anyone who didn't have a chance to watch it. I was surprised because they usually only post clips. Woo Hoo!
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YES, the entire show is on bravotv.com too. You can watch it at work!
Someone needs to transcribe the entire fight, btw, so I can keep it in the RH hall of fame that I plan to build.
(I laughed aloud at so many of these comments. SUPER BOOTS!)
Brilliant Asylum -- that is the best description ever.
And props to the countess for standing up for B while Kelly was ranting about her.
The Entire Fight from here: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/04/kelly_killoren_bensimon_loses.html
Also, they call Luann "The Cuntess." Ha!!!!
Kelly: (Arriving a half hour late) How are you? Thanks for coming and meeting with me.
Bethenny: I've been waiting a half an hour.
Kelly: Really? That's too bad. Listen, I just want to make something perfectly clear with you, so that we're on the same page? We're not friends.
Bethenny: Right.
Kelly: Okay. So, your attitude, it's for kids. You want to play with me, you come up to me, I don't go down to you.
Bethenny: Excuse me? I don't do anything you want me to do.
Kelly: (Laughs) Honestly, Bethenny?
Bethenny: I'm waiting to hear what you invited me here to say.
Kelly: I will not indulge you in this. We're not the same. This is you (gesturing downward) this (she lifts her hand) is me.
Bethenny: You're here (hand-lifting) because why?
Kelly: Because I will not put up with your antics and your bullshit. It's totally inappropriate and I know you think it's really cute and fun, but you embarrass yourself. You really — I mean, I felt so badly for you, because I was like, oh my God, that poor girl.
Bethenny: You felt badly for me? We were talking about an arthritis charity and you said, "Oh, that's so cute."
Kelly: You know what? You know, the difference between you and me is that while you're busy talking, I'm busy doing things, so you need to, like, realize the situation. I don't like you, I don't think you're funny, I don't think you're charming, I don't — we are not friends, we will never be friends.
Bethenny: Correct, we won't.
Kelly: Okay good, so I'm just glad you understand.
Bethenny: Okay, so you just invited me here so you could feel better? You're up here (hand again) because you're a model and because you'll put your name on any invitation because you collect celebrities as friends, because you've met me ten times and pretend you've never met me before?
Kelly: Okay, you want to reflect back? Let's go down memory lane. You came to my house with a guy, that owned Wire —
Bethenny: You flirted with him the whole night.
Kelly: Okay, I flirted with the man who was taking my picture for Wire Image? I don't think so. He's hired.
Bethenny: He wasn't hired, actually, he was my boyfriend, he came with me.
Kelly: Okay, YOU were invited to MY house?
Bethenny: Yes, by Ginny Hilfiger, she's a friend of mine.
Kelly: Okay, well, Ginny has her opinion of you. But I was so disgusted by your behavior.
Bethenny: My behavior doing what?
Kelly: You tell me doing what. You tell me.
Bethenny: You're making up things just to make yourself feel … it's really hard to watch.
Kelly: Oh, REALLY? I'm making things up? So, let's ... I'm really confused by the whole conversation you and your little friend had.
Bethenny: My little friend? I had never met her. She didn't even know who you were.
Kelly: Oh, really.
Bethenny: There are a few people who don't know who you are.
Kelly:: And who are you?
Bethenny: I'm no one.
Kelly: So therefore it's your place in life to tell people and make fun of people … I'm a stranger. I don't know you.
Bethenny: You're not a stranger, I've met you seven times. I'm not famous enough for you to pay attention to.
Kelly: I'm not talking to you. Have a great life. (She walks off, only to confront Bethenny again when she gets downstairs)
Kelly: You need to chill out. You are so inappropriate.
Bethenny:: I'm completely calm.
Kelly: Oh my GOD. You're crazy.
Kelly = Shrek, right??!
Just reading the transcript gives me hives!! The very idea that Kelly could convince B (or anyone, for that matter) that she "feels sorry" for her. Kelly is a walkin', talkin' has-been whose best years are far behind her. B is going places NOW! And..AND..can find the time to put her name on a charity event invite! Poor Kelly...guess you were rully rully awesome back in the day..
I actually had to MUTE THE TV when Kelly "Rockford, Illinois/I'm-up-here-you're-down-there" Bensimon started recapping the conversation for that greasy-haired suitor of hers. I was so embarrassed for her. She was incoherent and he was like, "Uh-huh, when will you shut up with this nonsensical business and get in the cab so I can take you home and titty-fuck you." She looked and sounded like a wild-eyed maniac.
Seriously, I was mortified for her. Team B, all the way. Kelly B totally embarrassed herself.
Greatest episode ever.
I love the "I'm busy doing thingss..."
Sweetie...B's got a book on the bestseller list. I'm pretty sure she's out there doing something.
"I am calm." "Oh you're CRAZY!"
I needed to restrain myself from attacking my television. It was so uncomfortable watching her rant.
Props to Bethenny for not shoving Kelly's umbrella up her ass.
You must see this over at Jezebel.com
I laughed, and laughed and laughed! Good stuff!
http://jezebel.com/5194344/comic-confrontations-judge-judy-vs-the-real-housewives-of-new-york
OMG, that was funny. Thanks Anon @ 4:44
OMG...that Judge Judy thing is freaking hilarious...I can't stop laughing
AHAHAHA! That comic is hilarious. I'm crying from laughing so hard.
As for Kelly, wow. I don't think I've ever seen/heard/read (her blog) such delusion since Kim's singing career on RHA.
seriously, what is up with Kelly's boobs?? they are so strange looking.
Kelly is selling her place in the Hamptons
http://realestalker.blogspot.com/
I'm re-watching this episode in all it's brilliance.
I really wonder what Kelly's level of education is because she seems to be stuck in the mean girls/high school phase of her life.
B is my hero.
That episode was BA-NANAS.
Can't wait for the recap. It shall be epic, like the episode.
I've got to switch gears here! When did Mario become such a horse's arss?? He is sooo full of himself--he makes my skin crawl! UGH! "Smarmy" is the word that comes to mind! With the hair parted in the middle and the open shirts and gold chains..I repeat "UGH"!!! Me thinks there is male midlife crisis unfolding here!!! Remember last season when Ramona wanted to have Avery go do commercials, Mario seemed so sensible and grounded, telling her that Avery's schoolwork was more important...this year I think he'd let her work on a stripper pole!
I guess I am addicted to these Housewives Shows, it all that truth is stranger than fiction thng. Most of these gals are so bizarre!
I cannot believe I haven't watched this yet. There is some good shiz to be seen.
Kelly looks like she did her makeup with a creme brulee torch.
I'm curious to see what everyone thinks about Jill's apartment makeover? I thought it was very Trading Spaces, with the wallpapered cabinets and blah colors.
by the way, the unnamed photog kelly sneers at as "hired" to take her picture for wireimages at the party and thus implies was beneath her, was actually kevin Mazur, a very well known concert and celebrity portrait photographer who co founded wireimages. Seeing how the incredibly private ms. bensimon allows men to feel up her legs in a bar, you know that ho was all over that shit: I mean: hot, unmarried, rich, celebrity photographer...she probably didn't even bother to view bethenny in her peripheral vision before she tried to jump him
i am so excited for your recap i can't even write anything legitimate at the moment. seriously, it was like bravo said "let's give SGM" some really crazy shit to discuss. hurray!
Hiya! SGM. Long time fan and lurker here. I've never commented but I will continue to comment regularly. I love you, I die!
Anywho . .call me internet illiterate but I can not find your recap of The Most Important Episode of RHNYC!!!
I must read your thoughts on Kelly's silly ass shinanigans and B's fantastic cool headed response. I checked TWOLIA to no avail. Will someone post a link or help me find this all important recap.
See you around the world wide webby!
The Blendess
http://dcstyleblender.blogspot.com/
Recap not posted yet which is why you can't find it.
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