Thursday, March 26, 2009

I'm sorry, but Bethenny needs a WHAT?!


We all knew it was coming, but this clip from next week's showdown between Kelly and Bethenny caused me to run out of the room shrieking. I might have also peed my pants.

Just go watch it. I'll wait.

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh I want to see this one so badly,
but they won't let anyone watch anything from Bravo if you live
in Canada.

I keep hoping they change that - especially for clips like this
that I missed.

I do not understand the exclusion
of us Canucks.

Grr.

Kate

Tamstyles said...

WOW..its going down baby...Kelly is about to show her ass out!

♥ Chloe said...

Aw, Bethenny needs a time out.

That's cute! Kind of like arthritis and charity work!

Anonymous said...

Ok, I was holding back on saying this, but after that clip I can no longer keep my opinion to myself.

Kelly Bensimmon = Douchebag!

Jilly in Idaho said...

OMG, the gettin' is gettin' good! I cannot wait for next weeks show. Kelly is a pretentious b**ch and Bethenny calls her out on it. I see absolutely nothing that Kelly brings to the show. She doesn't seem to want to participate with the other 'wives' and is rather boring. I think Bravo ought to let her go after this season. She doesn't play well with others.
If you want a surprising hoot, read Tamara's blog on Bravo of what she sees going on with the RHNY.

chicfreakcubed said...

Talk about peeing oneself - I have been checking every hour on the hour for your update on the other night's ep. Imagine my surprise this morning when I saw your post. It's not reeeaaaally the recap, but it's good enough. For now. Also wanted to direct you to my new blog - we highlighted SGM on a recent post of our Favey Crockets: http://merciblahblah.blogspotcom.

Loves ya!!!
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chicfreakcubed said...

P.S.
Does anything else think Kelly is a man in drag????

Elena said...

omg! I've been dyyyyying to see this episode since I saw this clip! "You're down here and I'm up here"??? What the heck is that? Way to tell everyone you're a pretentious witch!

Ruth said...

dying to see this. it's wrong how much i love this show and your blog :)

Lucinda said...

Bethenny, "I got dressed up and came down here for you to tell me something I already knew?" Slap. Throws skinny girl margarita in Kelly's face.

I *Heart* You said...

the attitude in which Kelly approaches everything is so damn wrong. she seems like one of those people that is blissfully unaware of what a total bitch she is. i hope Bethenny has the last laugh here - because Kelly's antics and statements are hilarious.

i feel bad for her daughters.

Anonymous said...

bethenny is the only one who seems to get how the show works and isn't completely manipulated into participating in bravo's "look how we use real people as puppets!" farce. her book is a bestseller and gee, countess, without pimping it nonstop on bravo! she looks classy, funny, smart, and real, and when she screws up, she cops to it. she's careful about what she says on camera. the other ladies could really learn something from her, if they weren't so collectively clueless!

Dobbygirl said...

Kelly is such a waste of space on the show, ugh. She always seems so out of it, like she may be one can short of a six pack. I love Bethenny. oh, just got back from the mailbox and this weeks Entertainment Weekly has an article about the Real Housewives, must go and read! Love your blog and love this show!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lord and Lady Douchebag got out-douchebagged. Holy Jebus, how is that possible. Kelly has really outdone any horrible behavior exhibited by The Countess. Way to go Kels, quite an accomplishment.

tinkalicious said...

Who the frig does Ms Kelly-famous-for-absolutely-nothing-besides-being-a-great-big-sycophantic-celebuho-horsey-faced-fake-grinning-general-waste-of-space-(Giles)-Bensimmon, think she is? Her Pink wellies and her have to go!

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Anonymous said...

I love Kelly. On the other hand, Bethany is a blunt, rude bully with the worst East Coast accent- she finds it so funny to get up in people's faces- now let us see how much she likes it- Turnabout it fair play.
Go Kelly go (now just stop beating up your boyfriend).

Scandalous Housewife said...

SGM,
Ya know, I was just talking about those 2 bishes on my blog today and that pic you found of Kelly is exactly what my post is missing. I was discussing the permanent WTF I have anytime I see Kelly. Half the time she looks beautiful, half the time she's a tranny mess who just left a bad chemical face peel.

Anonymous said...

Another has-been, B list model adrift in NYC and desperate for ANYthing that will give her a shred of credibility. That's been done to death, honey! Kelly seems very uncomfortable in her own (leathery) skin. However, in that clip, when she comes flouncing into the bar (wtf with the fugly boots?)..and Bethenny says she's been waiting 30 mins and K says, "Well that's too bad". Oooooh MAN!! Them's fightin' words!!

Petunia Face said...

I had to watch that with my hands over my eyes, like when I'm channel surfing and accidentally come across an open gut gaping shot on the surgery channel. Good god that was uncomfortable! I CAN'T WAIT. You know Bethenny could eat that Kelly BensiMAN up whole with that huge anaconda jaw of hers. Team Bethenny! (Even though I am officially on Team No Team because the whole Team thing has gotten way to out of hand.) Woosh.

Misplaced Country Girl said...

Did you pee your pants because Kelly is wearing pink rubber boots? Oh wait, probably not the point here. (But those are awful!) What the hell has Kelly done to her face? She looks like she gave herself an at home chemical peel with fertilizer. I hope that Bethenny crushes her and then spits on her.

Marge said...

FREAKING OUT! OMG. Amazing... I don't know how I will make it until next week. Oh can't wait...

Anonymous said...

LOL..My daughter and I work the "it's like you're down here and I'm like up here" phrase into every possible thing we can think of.

SGM said...

Ha! I'm going to start working that into phrases everywhere too.

Love the Pretty on the Inside post too.

The Lil Bee said...

OK, I just watched it live. I know your recap is going to be insanity but I HAD to rush over here immediately. I want to PUNCH this b in the face!! O.M.G. What a pompous a'hole.

This, coupled with her quote about Africa, makes her the most disgusting creature alive. Fact.

You know the quote, right? Mira:

"Last week I was supposed to go to South Africa with the group CC Africa, which has arranged safaris for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in the past. I was very excited to go - I was going to help open a school there - but I missed my flight by 10 minutes! I really had wanted to see the country and all the turmoil that is happening over there; it's so trendy in the news, but I was hoping to see it firsthand. Coincidentally, the minute I missed my plane, my BlackBerry started buzzing off the hook and next thing I knew, I was on my way to Vegas for a diamond convention at the Venetian hotel with Russell Simmons. After looking at sparkly things for a day (and discovering that red diamonds are more expensive and rarer than blue ones!), I decided to indulge in some R&R away from it all in Death Valley. I wanted to be invisible. But whom should I see when I walk into this obscure little hotel but photographer and America's Next Top Model judge Nigel Barker. Even when you want to get away from the New York scene, you can't. Ever. The world is a lot smaller than any of us think, even in the middle of the Californian Sahara."

I die. DIE.

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