Friday, October 10, 2008

Am I the only one?

When settling down on the couch to watch Entourage (or any other cable show), does anyone else's husband/boyfriend whisper "c'mon, nudity! c'mon, NUDITY!" and then when this comes on the screen:


"YES!" and a mini-fist pump?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

15 comments:

Sarah Danielle said...

Oh yes. This happens to us. Also the ever so romantic "hey babe - you wanna do it?" right when I get settled on the sofa next to him. It's as if he expects me to say "OH MY! I have been waiting for this all day! Forget my 9 to 5 career! Let's do it all day!" - LOL it's typical guy behavior, but isn't that why we love em'?!

karey m. said...

hey! so...yeah. my internet is scu-reaming tonight. and what do you know...i am an unfunny box of rocks. no witty from me. i was wishing i could pull out a nudity joke...but all i have is a really funny hairlip one. sorry. xoxo.

Chainsaws and Jelly said...

haha, i'm actually the one who says the yess! lol.

monica said...

you are so not alone in this

Richie Designs said...

and then they fart and laugh.

the FoOl said...

admitted fist pumper here -

Listen you're only partially right with this post. I wanna school you to something:

"Nudity" alone is not enough to make anyone happy. It means you will see tit (possibly full frontal), but NOT sex.

Now combine "Nudity" with "Adult Content" and suddenly the ante has been upped. This means the "Nudity" you're being warned about will most likely happen during a sex scene.

When these two symbols of artistic liberty are shown in conjunction immediately preceeding a show Im about to watch I will admit my hands involuntarily form a fist and pump.

So what. Fucking kill me.

Anonymous said...

Does it make me (a straight girl) a bit lezzie because I do the fist pump?

SGM said...

The Fool: I beg to differ. Tit alone will make most men happy. Did you watch Entourage this week, when the girls driving in the convertible flashed Vinny et al? Boner city. Also, my screen shot is from that same episode--adult content, yet no sex. Maybe the drugs were the adult content? So complicated.

Anon: What I mean by fist pump is more of a clench and a quick shake of the forearm. The fist never goes above the armpit.
The fist pump does not make you a lezzie, but it might make you a bit bi, which is a total turn on for all guys.

LindsB said...

Oh, yea totally- I watch for the fist pump every time. And the episode this week totally delivered for him too just as you described, boner city.

Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator said...

When are we going to see any of those Entourage boys take off their pants?

the FoOl said...

@SGM

No I only watch Entourage sporadically and I'll catch 10 eps in one shot, so I know not of what you speak.
If I did see said episode and the screen shot was as you have it here and there was no sex I would feel lied to and betrayed much like anyone who voted for Bush in '04.

"they are trying to build nuclear weapons.."

Fuck you. Don't lie to me.

So to conclude, maybe I'm not the average guy. Maybe I'm a desensitized product of the modern porn landscape who needs more than is reasonable to be aroused. I know I long ago passed the point where tit alone would make it happen.

I will say this: If you are a woman reading this and your husband is pumping his fist over just tit, even of the highest quality, you should take a minute out of your schedule and blow him sometime soon. He's probably not in a good place.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Yes; but was the fist clothed?

Anonymous said...

What has happended to Entrourage??? It is so boring this season...Ari is not even funny. We need some sex with Vince too.

Doodle Whore said...

UGH. This season is rotten. Stanky. Stale. And worst of all, a bore. Ari's schtick is old and oh so predictable. And would it kill Adrian Grenier to hit the gym and get a hair cut? That scrawny body and Christopher Makepeace mop of hair needs to go. The whole series needs to be put out of its misery. I love Debi Mazar though. She needs her own spin off.

amber {daisy chain} said...

you are so not alone - my husband usually says "niiiiice" in that drawn out approving kind of way.