we'll be back soon after some revamping, re-tooling, and high-powered salary negotiations.
Do you know what you should do tonight instead? Watch The Pick Up Artist 2 on VH1, starring... Mystery:
Wait! Hear me out! I know he looks like the the ultimate douchebag--a poor man's Tommy Lee, if you will--but this guy is teaching social skills to people who have none. And I mean NONE. I'm telling you, he's Annie Sullivan! It's a fascinating show. Trust me on this, and please report back if you watch, or if you watched last season. I need to talk about this show!