Do you have a cat? If not, go to the humane society and pick yourself up a litter or two. Then hang it on your door and "Trick or cat". You pop a cute little kitty into the kids bags/plastic pumpkins. The kids go home happy and you save face on your garland purchase!
OR you just turn that C into an e, which you probably already did, you seem like a smart cookie.
Anon: I LOVE that idea! What a happy surprise for all of the parents. I considered turning the C into an E, but then I wondered if it will become a collector's item someday. I could sell it to the MS museum as her "one mistake" (beside the insider trading) for thousands!
Even as we speak, the poor Malaysian children who fabricated these at 4 cents an hour are being caned by their Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia overlord.
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I'm sure as I type this about 4 lowly interns were fired for this. And I'm also sure it wasn't even their faults.
You could always spell "Tricky Cat"
do you have a cat named TR?
Do you have a cat? If not, go to the humane society and pick yourself up a litter or two. Then hang it on your door and "Trick or cat". You pop a cute little kitty into the kids bags/plastic pumpkins. The kids go home happy and you save face on your garland purchase!
OR you just turn that C into an e, which you probably already did, you seem like a smart cookie.
This made me so happy.
Courtney: sadly, there is no y
MM: No, but I could get one!
Anon: I LOVE that idea! What a happy surprise for all of the parents. I considered turning the C into an E, but then I wondered if it will become a collector's item someday. I could sell it to the MS museum as her "one mistake" (beside the insider trading) for thousands!
BA: I'm so glad. :)
HA! In your FACE, MArtha!
i think it's supposed to be subliminally scary. like do you want a trick?
or a urinary TRACT infection?
that martha. she's outdone herself once again. brill.
I love a girl who uses the F word!
Did you know Trcat is the latest rap slang for dumb ass but human?
xo xo
Totally keep it. I think it's a collector's item!
This cracks me up! Thanks so much for sharing this!
It's a hood thing.
I mean good thing.
Sue the Bastards, I always say.
You're LYING! This is completely hysterical!!!
Even as we speak, the poor Malaysian children who fabricated these at 4 cents an hour are being caned by their Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia overlord.
tract. as in tract housing. most of martha's fans live in tract housing. duh!
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