Friday, October 10, 2008

Look who's not so fucking perfect after all!

Check out my new Martha Stewart garland:


Who knew she couldn't spell?! Poor thing (I say as I cackle like a little old biddy).

16 comments:

Courtney said...

I'm sure as I type this about 4 lowly interns were fired for this. And I'm also sure it wasn't even their faults.

You could always spell "Tricky Cat"

modernemama said...

do you have a cat named TR?

Anonymous said...

Do you have a cat? If not, go to the humane society and pick yourself up a litter or two. Then hang it on your door and "Trick or cat". You pop a cute little kitty into the kids bags/plastic pumpkins. The kids go home happy and you save face on your garland purchase!

OR you just turn that C into an e, which you probably already did, you seem like a smart cookie.

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Brilliant Asylum said...

This made me so happy.

SGM said...

Courtney: sadly, there is no y

MM: No, but I could get one!

Anon: I LOVE that idea! What a happy surprise for all of the parents. I considered turning the C into an E, but then I wondered if it will become a collector's item someday. I could sell it to the MS museum as her "one mistake" (beside the insider trading) for thousands!

BA: I'm so glad. :)

Megan said...

HA! In your FACE, MArtha!

karey m. said...

i think it's supposed to be subliminally scary. like do you want a trick?

or a urinary TRACT infection?

that martha. she's outdone herself once again. brill.

Visual Vamp said...

I love a girl who uses the F word!
Did you know Trcat is the latest rap slang for dumb ass but human?
xo xo

zakary said...

Totally keep it. I think it's a collector's item!

Rachel@oneprettything.com said...

This cracks me up! Thanks so much for sharing this!

Lorrie Veasey said...

It's a hood thing.

I mean good thing.

Sue the Bastards, I always say.

Jennifer said...

That's how you spell it in jail!

The Lil Bee said...

You're LYING! This is completely hysterical!!!

Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator said...

Even as we speak, the poor Malaysian children who fabricated these at 4 cents an hour are being caned by their Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia overlord.

beachbungalow8 said...

tract. as in tract housing. most of martha's fans live in tract housing. duh!