Monday, November 17, 2008

Breaking News


Dallas Austin's purported myspace and blog are both claiming that his work with Kim was a sham. In other words, it was as fake as Kim's hair/Sheree's smile/DeShawn's office/NeNe's nails.

If this is true, I am devastated.

According to his blog:

"I'm NOT

I REPEAT

I AM NOT...

working with Kim Zolciak the "Atlanta Housewife"! That was only for TV!! There was NO SONG or ALBUM!!!!!!!!"


What happened to the "genuine friendship"? Was Kim in on the joke? Or did she really think she had a singing career in front of her (please oh please oh please)? Who's going to record "Don't Be Tardy to the Party"?

Most importantly, who the fuck at Bravo is in charge of making people sign contracts to keep their mouths shut so that we may believe in the beautiful illusion that is The Real Housewives of Atlanta?

Talk to me.

8 comments:

style and grace said...

I can't wait for the finale!!! I am gong to miss this show. I tried to do my own impersonation of Ne Ne's song about Kim last Saturday night at dinner. Yes I may have had some chardonnay....

Anonymous said...

Kim is starting to look a little like Nick Nolte.

WDCD/DRFS/aka Sue said...

Someone needs to record "Don't Be Tardy for the Party"...Hannah Montana anyone???

Anonymous said...

Jeff Spicoli! That's who Kim reminds me of now.

Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator, said...

Or maybe a young Linda Tripp.

Kathryn said...

LOL @ the Nick Nolte comment.

The bleeding heart that I am, I have to admit I'd feel bad if this was all a big joke that Kim was so not in on.

Kathryn, who recently discovered your site and is LOVING IT!

Habitually Chic said...

That bikini photo of Kim must be from 1983 or Photoshopped because I clearly see a large double chin forming on that girl!

Anonymous said...

"...That was only for TV!! There was NO SONG or ALBUM!!!!!!!!"


Isn't that known as "jumping the shark"?