I am reflecting, deeply, upon the magnificence of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. A recap will be up tonight.So let me ask you something. What is my deal with Andy Cohen?
He's staring at me, right? In his endearing, slightly cross-eyed way? I desperately want to lay my head in his lap while he strokes my hair, yet I also want him to vanish off the face of the earth. What is wrong with me?I haven't watch the Real Housewives of OC season premiere yet. Who did? Was it a sweet soothing balm of boobs and sun-damaged skin? Speak up!
10 comments:
I watched RHOC and was just stunned at Gretchen, the new HW. No amount of money would lead me to be engaged to a man who has children 12 and 14 years my junior.
Having said that, Jeana needed to stop touching Gretchen's breasts. That was unnerving.
And not to be judgmental, but Gretchen's man has been married 5 times.
Three's my limit.
Oh, yes I did.
Gretchen's very pretty and dealing with a pile of shit (sick fiance) so no judging there.
Tamra bores me senseless.
Vicki's face has had so many various injections it looks like cellulite - I couldn't stop staring at that.
I also couldn't stop staring at Laurie's lips - they looked broken.
Jeana looks exhausted and in need of a drunken night of sex with Don.
Besides that, I don't really remember much. Except Jeana's daughter's reflections on Berkeley. I'm thinking, "How did she get into Berkeley?"
But I could not believe the RHOA deal. What is up with Hairball Kim? I almost had cancer? Almost? And that's why she wears wigs? Oh my god. The logic defies gravity. Not to mention my neighbor's cat coughs up better wigs. Not to mention that no doctor in the country will tell you that there is a 90% chance you have cancer.
And I cannot wait to hear your thoughts on the album she has coming out. I assume she will be accompanying barking dogs.
Reunion was KILLER!!!!! Love me some NeNe. I wish I would have had a bottle of wine....
Orange County was great! There will be fights galore over Gretchen. She is a total gold digger. I have to agree with hello gorgeous about Vicki. Face looks wierd and yes, Jeana and Don need to get it on. Vicki is going to loose that man with her crazy boat shit.
Can wait to see how it all unfolds.....
RHOC:
More boobs and touching of boobs than you can shake a stick at. Oh yeah, too many tacky Cavalli print dresses!
I just think it is weird watching Gretchen and her man, considering he DIED in September. Google it! So sad.
HE DIED? I had no idea! You're right, it is ... weird and sad. (thanks for the info S&G)
"Not to mention that no doctor in the country will tell you that there is a 90% chance you have cancer."
Yeah, they do.
Ok AC lost me when he asked the question about the saggy boobs. Some things you don't ask, no matter what the ratings. That was downright dogdirty mean.
You are so interesting! I do not think I have read through a single thing like that
before. So good to discover another person with unique thoughts
on this subject matter. Seriously.. many thanks for starting
this up. This site is something that is needed on the internet,
someone with some originality!
My web site ranger forum
Post a Comment