Tuesday, November 4, 2008


Check out this adorable little robocall that was on my answering machine last night:
This is Bishop Rene H. Raceda reminding all Catholics that they must vote in this election with an informed conscience. A Catholic cannot be said to have voted in this election with a good conscience if they have voted for a pro-abortion candidate. Barack Hussein Obama is a pro-abortion candidate. Paid for by Reformed Catholic Citizens.
I'm not Catholic and therefore was unmoved by the guilt-trip, but I was surprised by the inflammatory use of "Barack Hussein Obama." Yikes. I'd vote for Obama just to piss these people off.

Thank goodness the annoying calls end tonight.

See you at the polls!


Richie Designs said...

jeff lewis for prez. that's f*ing funny

oh yah. me and the church we don't get along so well. I'm sure I'll have good company in hell.

Brilliant Asylum said...

Wow--Jeff Lewis as president would be interesting. His cabinet would never be safe from the axe, but you know he would get s*&% done on time and under budget (for the most part).

zakary said...

The phone calls! I got one the other night that said, "A vote for Barack Hussein Obama is a vote for terrorists. This message is endorsed by John McCain and the Replublican National Party." Real nice, fucktards.

I should have wrote in Jeff Lewis on my ballot.

CassCass said...

OMG. Jeff Lewis for president made me pee a little with fear.

Also, how are they allowed to do the calls? Is it legal? I imagine obviously not...I'm Canadian and I've never heard of these things EVER happening here during an election. We just had conservative douchebags cutting liberal's brake lines...

Natalie said...

I wish!!!

He'd clean this place up STAT. So we'd have to re-draw a few state lines to make things even and symetrical...all the better I say.

Also, that would be atleast four "Christmas at the White House" episodes I'd definitely watch!

And with Ryan as VP to keep things running smoothly...if only...*sigh*

SGM said...

I think there are lists of phone numbers somewhere and they call to persuade, not to sell, so it's okay. It is so invasive, though. I have a sick kid trying to sleep and we've received SIX calls today. Insane.

Jeff would re-draw state lines! Ha ha, for sure he would! Can't you see him staring down Iran's president?

I had intended to write "Jeff Lewis for president of LOVE" but it wouldn't fit. You all have convinced me that president of the country is good too.

Anonymous said...

Definitely Jeff Lewis for president of the United States of America. Ryan as VP. Andy Cohen as press secretary. Jenny as Chief of Staff. What should Zoila be?

The Lil Bee said...

That is so twisted, wow. Thankfully I don't have a landline so I think I avoid some of that crap. If Jeff Lewis were president, how fantastic would life be? He's a great business man with fabulous taste, and Zoila would keep all our asses in line!

The Lil Bee said...

OK I'm commenting again because my email is down but I'm watching Real Housewives from last night and O.M.G! "How do you spell 'cat'?" "K-A-T."

I can't even... I can't!!!

Bonnie said...

I am an Obama supporter- and a Catholic and this just pi$$es me off! Talk about a guilt trip and making all Catholics look (and feel!) bad!