Monday, November 3, 2008
Let's just say it's not "Bravo-ready"
Remember when I told you that NeNe and her gay boyfriend Dwight Eubanks should have their own reality show? A little birdie told me that Dwight is already on that track--he's shopping a show about his hair salon. Please watch the clip:
Okay. Dwight, may I offer some constructive criticism? This video needs to be scrapped. All of it. Well, except for the footage of you dancing suggestively/pantomiming sex in the middle of the salon. Let me do you a favor and tell you--before you spend any more money--that you need to change direction. Why? First, we don't need any more petty hairstylist bitchery our lives. Not only is it uninteresting, but it's bad for business to ridicule clients behind their backs on national tv. Second, I have a hard time believing that The Purple Door is "Atlanta's premier salon" when you show women dressed like cheap hookers walking through your door (nice try with the BMW on the curb, though). The only time I might be interested in seeing The Purple Door on tv is on Tabitha's Salon Takeover -- I think it would be an excellent candidate (hint, hint, Bravo).
Bottom line: the focus needs to be on you and your girlfriends. Your personal life. That's where the potential is.
A word about the photo above--you look much better with short hair. Get that Terrence Trent D'Arby inspired photo off of your website. If you want to be taken seriously, you must update. I'm only telling you what Tabitha would, sister.
Please email me for further consultation. I have many ideas and would be delighted to help.
Very Truly Yours,
Posted by SGM at 6:43 AM