Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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Big news, everyone. All participants in The 2nd Annual SGM High Roller March Madness Challenge are invited on an all-expenses paid trip to Bora Bora!

(I KNOW. I just cashed my AIG bonus check. PAR-TAY!)

Just click on the link. Join. Make your picks. Start packing. Deadline is Thursday at 12 noon (EST).


Oh, and you're gonna want to check this out:



Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres May 12.




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Please be aware that any or all of the statements in this post may be construed as unethical, misleading or false. SGM is simply trying to drum up a little excitement for her March Madness pool since 98% of you ignored the invitation in her last post. Those who continue to disregard her polite requests do so at their own risk.

118 comments:

Anonymous said...

SGM,

OMG, I have died and gone to NJ. I have missed housewives of NJ since the Sopranos ended.

The girls of Texas need representation here....Scandy and Lushess from The Scandalous Housewives would be my choice.

Muffy

~j of skanksfornothing said...

You had me at the title...

I ♥ You said...

oh, i'm all over the jerz housewives!

and i would represent on the march madness - if i knew a thing about bball. :(

Sarah Ring said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Jersey? Really? Are we doing this!?

Sarah Ring said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Jersey? Really? Are we doing this!?

Unknown said...

Wow! I have a feeling Jersey will be awesome.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think the friend in the fuchsia halter at the end of that clip looks just like Jessica Szohr aka Vanessa from Gossip Girl?

SGM, there is so much to discuss from last night's RHONY! Can you believe Kelly and Sam from Top Chef "cook together"? And Silex met when they were just looking for bootycalls online? Priceless! There hasn't been enough of Jill or Bethenny in the past couple of episodes, though.

modernemama said...

OMG! Were do we start? This is going to be so much fun. Roll on May 12th.

SGM said...

YES, we are definitely doing Jersey. It looks too good to pass up.

Anonymous said...

Oh my GAWD. Only thing that could have equaled this would have been RHO Lung Eyeland!

Decorno said...

I am DYING.

Phone sex? She admitted that? Oy. This is gonna be good.

SGM said...

Can you imagine having phone sex with that VOICE? Oy is right.

dee said...

OK, hands down this WILL be the best Housewives yet. Anything Jersey's got my number. BTW, I'll have you know that being unemployed for the last month has meant that I'm fully hooked on more reality TV than I ever thought possible, including your RHONY. It amazes me how important these women think they are...I loooove it!!

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Oh, good Jesus. This is where I may have to drawer the line. Yoiks.

Btw, I love seeing your headlines on serious design blogs. :-)

Miss to Mrs said...

March Madness and RHONJ! Could this day get any better?

Richie Designs said...

oh good lord. If he drives a Mercedes will she sleep with him on the first date? Lets do a bracket for THOSE odds.

sorry girly...I don't know anything about college ball I can't participate ;( but I'm so down with the trip

Richie Designs said...

forgot to say

WWWRIGHT? with the head snake side to side and a finger up all Jersey style

Petunia Face said...

Holy phone sex Gucci man frizzy hair bada bing bada boom with acrylic tips! This--THIS is what I have lived for 36 years to view: RHONJ. I simply cannot wait.

p.s. Although I am sorry to say that basketball does nothing for me.

Anonymous said...

I love my state! Good old NJ, good old crazy Housewives.

These women remind me of...well, probably their daughters who come down here to go to the beach. I'm sensing lots and lots of Guid action.

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We dig you.

J&J

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