Monday, March 31, 2008

Supplemental Reading

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My team made it to the Final Four this weekend, so I've been reading everyone's takes and emailing nasty responses to the haters because I'm old and pathetic like that. While I'm busy annoying others, I'd like to present you with some Real Housewives of New York City reading material:

Jill Zarin's personal blog, complete with Jill's Sayings, and Jill's Coincidences. It's kind of weird, crowded and disorganized, and you can hear her accent screaming through every word.

Ramoner has a personal website at, and although it looks promising, beware! When I tried to go there, it took for-EVER to load and I finally had to shut my computer down. Note--I finally was able to view it. Take a look; it's good stuff.

We've all seen Alex's personal blog. For a fictionalized account of the Alex-type douchey-ness, please read Momzillas by Jill Kargman, an author who grew up on the UES.

LuAnn de Lesseps has a website called The Countess Report, which features photos of her with bigshots such as Mark Consuelos (that's a joke, by the way; what's up with posting a picture of Kelly's Ripa's husband?). If you want to see an awkward scene of rich people shopping at TJ Maxx, please view this clip of The Countess Report, her Hampton's tv show.

Bethenny Frankel. Boring. I need to get back to my nasty emailing, but I will dig something up on her later.


Sucker For Marketing said...

You know, editing really makes people look bad. After reading Alex's website, she doesn't seem so bad...but I still hate her.

Ramoner's eyer are as buggy at her site as they are at the show. God, she's a whore. I can't stand her. You'd think someone as entreprenurial as she is could figure out a way to get them fixed.

I can't believe that Bethenny isn't out there all over the place with all of the "work" she's doing to brand herself. Her PR guy ain't doing nothing for her.

I still like LuAnn, but I don't know why. Her blossoming friendship with Alex has to be the work of editing too because I can't believe she would actually like Alex.

Paige said...

Jill's site is hysterical!!! I love how she has an entire section about "coincidences" and calls them little miracles. Like the time she gave a red candle to a friend who had wanted a red candle. Miracle!!! I mean, Jesus must have had a hand in that one. Crazy!

mamacita said...

SGM, always with the public service -- giving us horrid websites to explore.

Mrs. Thurston Howell III said...

Thanks for keeping us all current on the NY housewives. I can’t stomach the show but I like to read your funny observations as well as hear what others have to say. I had no idea Jill was studying Kabbalarama. Wow her miracles are a real snooze fest aren’t they! I realize miracles don’t always have to be big but it would have been nice to have read about a life threatening tumor dissolving or something. The Countess in TJ Maxx, please! She probably told her daughter Victoria, now today we’re going to go see where all the poor people shop. The only thing that makes me feel better about the Countess having a much better life than my own is that I imagine sex with the Count is dismal at best. I imagine it to be a 2-3 minute missionary ride once every other month while she lays there thinking about her social calendar. The Countess probably hasn’t headed south since their wedding night. The poor Count probably has to buy $5K blowjobs through escort agencies. Okay enough bitchiness for today. I’m off to do five good deeds in hopes of getting a free candle or a lottery win.

SGM said...

omg, Mrs. Howell. I wish I would have known about you before tonight. I would have let you been my guest blogger for tonight!

Paige--the RED CANDLE! Such a miracle, for sure. It's like that time I wanted some food and I went to the grocery store AND THERE WAS FOOD THERE! So amazing.

Brittany said...

hahaha SGM, you get me everytime!!

btw...I found out that Bethenny did some slasher film when she was like, my age(17), and apparently some boobage was shown. Look it up, it's good stuff. I haven't seen it, and don't want to, but it may give you some laughs if you track it down.

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