Monday, July 28, 2008

Hooker Chic

What kind of gd outfit is this? And why is it being worn to a McDonald's event? Who knew that McDonald's even had events (with stained, littered asphalt in lieu of red carpets)? You know some of the dudes having lunch at that McDonald's were all "I got your Big Mac right here, baby!"

Oh, how the mighty have fallen, Kim Kardashian.


photo courtesy of Tressed Out

24 comments:

Kelly said...

I'm so confused and disgusted.

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of when Mariah Carey showed up at the unveiling of the Post Office's new stamp, commemorating jury duty.

Next up: Nicole Ritchie at the opening of a new chain of crematoriums.

Jennifer said...

"Oh how the mighty have fallen, Kim Kardashian."

It's not nice to speak about her boobies like that!

Doodle Whore said...

I didn't know they had sluts on the Dollar Menu now.

Visual Vamp said...

It's the world's oldest profession, and hooker style never goes out of fashion.

SGM said...

Oh, I knew I could count on you guys for some hilarious commentary. Thank you, my darlings, for the good laughs!

Anonymous said...

Mamacita needs to give her a good spanking.

lifeinredshoes said...

I am a complete loss for words.

Anonymous said...

I like her in the hat. Dude, she's cute! I mean, cute in a hookery way, but still.

rachie! said...

My husband said "She looks like Indiana Jone's dream hooker"

Anonymous said...

Rachie's husband wins by a knockout.

Megan said...

I heard your Big Mac quote in the skeevy voice of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and it was perfect.

Sarah's Fab Day said...

Seriously Doodle Whore you make me laugh!!!

Amanda said...

I think the ALL BEEF behind her says it all.

Amanda said...

I think the ALL BEEF behind her says it all.

Brittany said...

aw amanda, you stole my line!

i was going to use the all-beef as a reference to her ass. darn it!

mamacita said...

"Miss Kardashian, I need to speak with you about your attire. Come into my office at once."

Anonymous said...

"But Principal Mamacita...!"

alis said...

Imagine having all that boob, all that butt.. It must be liberating to let them out.

lifeinredshoes said...

Kartrashian!

The Lil Bee said...

Oh, this is so special sauce, lettuce, cheese and shiiiz. Do you think it's a coincidence that the "TWO ALL BEEF" logos are parallel to her rump?

Anonymous said...

Lucky's cute outfit of the day?

I am Trish Marie said...

Well, crap, I had planned to wear something like that to take Emmi to the doc today. But now I see it is much more appropriate for taking the kiddies to McD's.

Anonymous said...

Trish Marie,

I think that outfit would convey to Emmi's doctor that you are a concerned and nurturing mother.