Monday, July 7, 2008

Happy Birthday, Pam!


Hey, pretty lady! Is that a rash in your cleavage? Or did Crissssssss Angel scratch you with his rings? Be careful, now. I don't want you passing that Hep C on to anyone.

Love,
SGM

27 comments:

karey m. said...

it looks like whisker rash from his butt chin.

plus, she's shocked that his scissors beat her paper.

side note: do you know how much trouble that "no peace" sign would get him into over here? a phone call would be made. a very bad phone call. eek.

zakary said...

She used to be so very pretty. I bet her mother is so proud.

jozette said...

F. Karey. You ruined it for me. I laughed so hard at your comment that I can't come up with anything that funny on my own.

Here's a shot - maybe her sensitive skin doesn't react well to his neck chain. Yea. no. Not nearly as funny.

Ba ba bowwww.

Mint Julep said...

yeah, that doesn't look good.

Anonymous said...

She's really workin' that "acrylic Barbie wig atop a bald head" look.

Jennifer said...

Oh SNAP.

Anonymous said...

Somewhere Kid Rock is thanking his lucky stars.

SGM said...

hahaha, I am laughing at all of these comments!

I just thought of another--maybe he ate a bunch of maraschino cherries from her bosom.

katiedid said...

It is very scary to think how I might have tirned out had I been born one day later.......

Anonymous said...

huh?

Megan said...

Oh Karey, you're killing me.

Criss is such a reject.

Pam too, they're perfect for each other really. Majick!

Anonymous said...

She looks like a bleached version of Ru Paul.

Anonymous said...

two dummies, no ventriloquist.

The Lil Bee said...

I just peed my pants!

And the most unfortunate part is that I'm not wearing pants!

F'ing hilarious! RASH in the CLEAVE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

A proud day for us Canadians!

Anonymous said...

What do we think the total IQ is in this picture? I am guessing 78-83.

katiedid said...

To anon 4:55, Pam B-day is July 7th....mine was July 6th....oh never mind....

fashiongirl said...

I think he was doing body shots from her cleavage and spilled his Shirley Temple all down the front of her. Where's Tommy Lee and why is she dating his son? ;-)

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

Is this is a poster for STD Awareness Day???

Anonymous said...

She got her perfume and her oven cleaner confused.

Anonymous said...

SGM - Off-topic but...some commentary on the Brinkley-Cook bloodbath is needed pronto, please.

Anonymous said...

I'll start. Christie is an idiot with terrible judgment, and a professional victim.

franki durbin said...

I can never tell if I'm looking at Pam or the wax museum version of her... is there a difference?

s. said...

Back to Christie & Peter Cook (SGM - we really need a post on this topic!) ... Did you hear that there was an audible Gasp from the courtroom at large when it was learned that Peter had slept with a total of about 35 women in his life? I, meanwhile, thought: gosh, that's not so many. Does this thought make me a strumpet or merely a trollop?

Anonymous said...

35 makes people gasp?! He's an attractive, adult male. That number is totally reasonable, maybe even modest.

Anonymous said...

I'd call her a bimbo, but in her case that would be a compliment!

Sharmila said...

Why is he famous? For that speech impediment that didn't get taken care of in the 2nd grade? He's just creepy and a star-F'er!