Hey, pretty lady! Is that a rash in your cleavage? Or did Crissssssss Angel scratch you with his rings? Be careful, now. I don't want you passing that Hep C on to anyone.
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26 comments:
it looks like whisker rash from his butt chin.
plus, she's shocked that his scissors beat her paper.
side note: do you know how much trouble that "no peace" sign would get him into over here? a phone call would be made. a very bad phone call. eek.
She used to be so very pretty. I bet her mother is so proud.
F. Karey. You ruined it for me. I laughed so hard at your comment that I can't come up with anything that funny on my own.
Here's a shot - maybe her sensitive skin doesn't react well to his neck chain. Yea. no. Not nearly as funny.
Ba ba bowwww.
yeah, that doesn't look good.
She's really workin' that "acrylic Barbie wig atop a bald head" look.
Somewhere Kid Rock is thanking his lucky stars.
hahaha, I am laughing at all of these comments!
I just thought of another--maybe he ate a bunch of maraschino cherries from her bosom.
It is very scary to think how I might have tirned out had I been born one day later.......
huh?
Oh Karey, you're killing me.
Criss is such a reject.
Pam too, they're perfect for each other really. Majick!
She looks like a bleached version of Ru Paul.
two dummies, no ventriloquist.
I just peed my pants!
And the most unfortunate part is that I'm not wearing pants!
F'ing hilarious! RASH in the CLEAVE!!!!!
A proud day for us Canadians!
What do we think the total IQ is in this picture? I am guessing 78-83.
To anon 4:55, Pam B-day is July 7th....mine was July 6th....oh never mind....
I think he was doing body shots from her cleavage and spilled his Shirley Temple all down the front of her. Where's Tommy Lee and why is she dating his son? ;-)
Is this is a poster for STD Awareness Day???
She got her perfume and her oven cleaner confused.
SGM - Off-topic but...some commentary on the Brinkley-Cook bloodbath is needed pronto, please.
I'll start. Christie is an idiot with terrible judgment, and a professional victim.
I can never tell if I'm looking at Pam or the wax museum version of her... is there a difference?
Back to Christie & Peter Cook (SGM - we really need a post on this topic!) ... Did you hear that there was an audible Gasp from the courtroom at large when it was learned that Peter had slept with a total of about 35 women in his life? I, meanwhile, thought: gosh, that's not so many. Does this thought make me a strumpet or merely a trollop?
35 makes people gasp?! He's an attractive, adult male. That number is totally reasonable, maybe even modest.
I'd call her a bimbo, but in her case that would be a compliment!
Why is he famous? For that speech impediment that didn't get taken care of in the 2nd grade? He's just creepy and a star-F'er!
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