I'm a cougar!
My husband and I went out for dinner with friends last weekend, and he was the last to order a drink. He was carded. That's right. My 36 year old husband, who is a mere 2 months younger than I, looks as though he might not be 21! Lest you think he dresses like a kid--he does not. The bastard just happens to have fantastic skin and a full head of hair.
So, I am psyched. If anyone wants to meet at Cool River (gross Denver pick-up bar) for happy hour later, let me know! I'll be the haggard, sloppy-drunk one on the dance floor in the too short skirt. Wooo!
9 comments:
OMG laughing out loud right now.
sorry honey!!
That picture is priceless.
Ggrrrrrrr (with a trilled 'r'.) Now's the time to get you some Quinn cleavage and a long chain necklace...
Quinn would be so proud!
Ooh, I've always wanted to be a sloppy drunk.
Wow. One more reason I know we were meant to be together. My husband is also 2 months younger then me. He looks about 25. He always gets carded. I NEVER get carded - I was the chick in high school who would wear her mother's big sunglasses and carry a huge Gucci purse and buy enough booze to feed the entire school.
I love you always and forever
Elaine
you know...I think it's time for the big dog of skin care to come out. I bought some of the SKII whitening masks over the weekend. Girl, they are as good as crack.
When hubby complains about the price tell him you gotta keep up with him.
Seriously, they make my skin look SO amazing. They are frightfully expensive though.
This post made me want to fall over with laughter! Too funny!!
Dude - you can't even be considered for cougar until your over 40!
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