Her breasts look like the heads of two people clambering to escape her hepatitits-ravaged body.
PS: I did not intend to combine "hepatitis" and "tits."
Actually, I think the combo is a stroke of genius. Totally laughing my arse off!
Jeez, she looks rode hard and put away wet. I am not sure if that is rode or road, but I like the phrase either way!
Matt Ufford at With Leather summarized the male response to Pam Anderson: "You'd think I'd be smart enough to not be attracted to an untalented fake-looking mom with hepatitis in her forties who's been hollowed out all by the dirtiest men in America, but here's my penis, standing firm in its disagreement."
Anon, I can't believe you are cheating on me over here at SGM! But you're right.... She's a fucking train wreck. I love it.
Mamacita... holy shit, that is the funniest thing... Matt is one dirty boy.
I think, at this point, your Southern friend would pull a "bless her heart" in reference to P.A.
Decorno:I would be remorseful, but I'm too lost in awe over Matt Ufford's brilliant prose. "...hollowed out all by the dirtiest men in America"--it doesn't get better than that.
Are those boobs getting bigger by the day? Yikes she is lookin bad...
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