Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Do I even need to remind you

Ah, the sweet innocence that is Lauri

that the wedding of Lauri and George will be broadcast tonight? Even if you haven't watched one episode of Real Housewives of Orange County, you can still tune in for countless examples of plastic surgery "afters" and the inappropriate lavishness of a third wedding.

Burning questions (cue the organ music): Will Quinn be invited, and if so, will she "release the beast" on the dance floor? Will Ashley receive a car for being Lauri's maid of honor? Will Lauri's son Josh ruin the wedding with his "poor choices" or will Lauri ruin it with her poor parenting? Am I a total loser for loving this show?

I'm planning to post a recap tonight/tomorrow,* so if you don't want to know about the finale, don't come around here. Also, if anyone wants to do a write-up on the kids and the royally fucked-up futures that await them, please let me know and I'll happily link to you.


*Maybe. It depends on how pathetic I'm feeling.

16 comments:

a. said...

Can't wait for this!!!

beachbungalow8 said...

does lauri have a hair lip? or is that a lip implant. i've stopped, the tivo, frozen the frozen face, and honestly, am not sure.

SGM said...

I don't know, BB* but I'm proud to say that when anyone googles "Lauri Waring cleft palette" my blog is the #1 hit.

amber said...

I am SO freakin' excited for this tonight. I may even need to skip yoga and watch this on actual live TV, that is, not on Tivo, which would mean I was totally hard-core.

beachbungalow8 said...

anything i can do to help.

Paloma said...

Can't wait!

Abby said...

No need for the reminder! I will so be watching the wedding of the century and really hope Josh crashes it with George's ex-wife.
There is a site www.tvgasm.com and I looked last week to see if they recaped DHOC, but no luck.
Enjoy the show!

Laura said...

Knowing this was on tonight completely got me out of bed this morning with a smile on my face.

Habitually Chic said...

OMG! I almost forgot! Thanks for the reminder or I might have done something stupid like accidently watched Law & Order instead!

katiedid said...

Right there with ya sister. I totally forgot that Josh is living with George's ex. (thanks abby) Oh, the drama! I do not have many vices: not even coffee, but I cannot stop watching this garbage. I guess I also slow down when I see a car wreck. I need help.

style & grace said...

I just found your blog...LOVE!!! You are going on my blog roll ASAP. Ok just saw this episode (thanks to Direct TV I get it on the East Coast feed). So many comments but one that I must mention......what is up with George's ring???? Are you kidding me?

Brilliant Asylum said...

I am dying to hear your re-cap. When "Roxy" made her debut, I seriously had to hide my face from the television I was so embarrassed for her. Loved the raunchy Roadhouse soundtrack to accompany her new look.

beachbungalow8 said...

uh...girl. where are you? there is much to discuss.


btw, is there something i've been missing or is laurie,not rickety paper-clip thin already. did i hear her correctly, 'i picked the dress that made me look the thinnest'? as decorno would say, "at a certain age, it's your face or your ass"

josh is going to end up murdering someone in a meth induced frenzy.bless his heart.

Habitually Chic said...

I don't even know where to begin with last night's episode except to say that someone needs to get Quinn a copy of The Rules. The surest way to end a relationship to talk about it non-stop! Good Lord. I can't just look away like Brilliant Asylum, I actually have to mute the TV when she is on because it is too painful to watch!

P.S. Lauri's sister was very pretty in her natural state. Now we know what Lauri would have looked like without all the plastic surgery!

katiedid said...

All I have to say is: Stay Tuned! Vickie is destined for Celebrity Rehab next season.

SGM said...

Style and Grace, thanks, and I completely forgot to mention George's ring! What an enormous cocktail-like ring for a man!
BA, i didn't notice the music because I was trying to block it all out. Her children! Her poor children.
HC--hee hee on muting Quinn's Roxy moment. Painful. Quinn does need The Rules, and some dignity. Glad you're on board, HC!
BB8, poor Josh. Where is his dad? Why was he living with Geo's ex? I need to find Josh's email. We have only seen the tip of the iceberg. And yes, Lauri is so thin. She's gonna have to get bigger boobs in order for her clothes to stay up.
Katie, my thoughts EXACTLY!