Wednesday, January 30, 2008

So very punchable


As you know, I'm not a violent person, but my fist tingles just looking at this.

Apparently Paige Davis has returned to Trading Spaces, which means that I will continue to avoid the show at all costs.

21 comments:

Petunia Face said...

Oh I so agree. Someone needs to stencil her face puce, glue spagnum moss to her torso and maybe faux wood panel her back.
Question: if you HAD to save one from a burning meth lab, would you rather save Paige Davis or Ty Pennington?

Anonymous said...

I actually caught the show Saturday. She needs Carson Cressley to work with her on her hair wardrobe for sure. She was as annoying as we all remember. The MOST distracting thing however was Doug Wilson. He appears ill and frail. He has lost an alarming amount of weight and had on more makeup than Paige. He is only 42!

amber said...

She is SO annoying, we used to watch this show forever ago and I remember wanting to strangle her over-the-top perkiness more than once.
Oh, and S - it would be a close call, what with Ty's freakish yelling spurts, but it would be Ty for me, at least he could build me a garden shed afterwards.

Anonymous said...

What is wrong with Ty's face? It's like someone removed the skin, left it out in the sun too long, and then reattached it to his skull in a hurry, not bothering to smooth out the parts that weren't going on right.

And what IS that thing under his mouth?

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

Oh lordie...I can't stand that woman...

Leah said...

Did you know that her real name is Mindy Paige Davis Page? If that doesn't make you feel better, I don't know what will.

Richie Designs said...

oh with the right medication, I would rescue Ty first. Plus he can fix shite around the house.

Pink Wallpaper said...

OH NO!! want to hear something real funny. i was a design assistant for two shows they taped in c'town. how completely random since i hadn't watched the show since my freshman yr. in college....i worked w/ edward and frank (yea, country frank who chain smokes reds...) it was quite an eye opening experience....shopping for a room at home depot and habitat for humanity. thank god i didn't have to live in those rooms afterwards!

Decorno said...

Fucking. Hate. Her.

There. I said it.

Decorno said...

Off topic, but you need to read this. Very funny. Reminds me of you:

http://stuffiheart.blogspot.com/2008/01/open-letter-to-jane-krakowski.html

SGM said...

I would save Ty, but only after making him promise to leave show business and live in rural Iowa.
Leah, I knew her name was somehow Paige Page, and this made me hate her even more.
PW! I am so glad to hear that from someone who actually has had experience with the show. Was Frank nice? I have always hated his designs.
Decorno--Exactly. And I love that blog.

maison21 said...

ok- you are all mean! i like perky paige! leave her alone! go back to hating rachel ray (at least rr deserves it).

and petunia face, i would SO leave ty in that burning trailer (aren't all meth labs in trailers?) he'd probably come out looking better with a few skin grafts, anyway.

oh, and i was just kidding, btw- hate on paige all you like. i mean, i do kinda like her, but i don't like her enough that i don't enjoy people ripping on her.

Gin said...

Oh my Lord, do I hate this woman, and what makes it worse is that she is on my husband's Free Ass Pass list...it makes me wonder how I could marry such a man.

I am Trish Marie said...

I long ago quit watching that show. The whole thing gets on my nerves. It's like they go out of the way to make a room the homeowners hate.

And, Frank used to live in my neighborhood. Or more acurately, I used to live in his neighborhood. He is not a friendly man. And don't you dare say you recognize him from tv. He might bite you.

SGM said...

GIN! She on my husband's free pass list too! Not at the top, but she's on it. It disgusts me.
M21, I agree about the trailers, and I'm okay with Ty being left in one.

paigepop said...

I loathe that this spaztastic bitch and I share the same name.

faithsalutes said...

I cannot think of anyone more annoying than Paige Davis...well a few.

The Nerdy Fashionista said...

whaaaaaaaaat? How is it possible that there are not one but TWO men who find her sufficiently sexy to put her on their Pass List??!?!! I'm a little concerned by what this says about the male of the species.

Who Sees the Seven... said...

This picture is priceless and everytime I have gone to your site in the last two days and seen it I just start cracking up. Thank you. She is (as my friend Matt would describe) "Hell".

LKM said...

I agree with Decorno. I.Fucking. Hate. Paige Davis.

My mother and sister and I would run around the house a mock her introduction from the old Trading Spaces... "Hi, I'm Paige Davis... it that MOST ANNOYING nasal voice.

She makes me want to stab my eyeball with pencils.

Anonymous said...

Grow -up , she's a lots better than you swiners!!!