...about the Real Housewives of Orange County.
1. If you are unfamiliar with the show and are home right now, drop everything. Bravo is airing a marathon.
2. I MUST meet the people who wrote the Wikipedia entry for RHOC. I thought I was an expert on RHOC--no way. I am not even in the same ballpark as these people. Scroll to the bottom of the entry. There is a treasure trove of information waiting for you. If you can stomach it.
3. Vicki, Lauri and Jeana have an online store* featuring this lovely shirt:
and I must buy it. So . . .
4. I am announcing a contest.
Here's the deal: I won't be home during tonight's episode and I don't have TiVo, so I need someone to give me a recap. Watch it, summarize it as you see fit, and then email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Submission deadline is tonight at midnight (mountain time) because I won't be able to sleep without knowing what happened. I will post the winning recap/commentary and send you one of those shirts, straight from the OC with love. Implants are not included.
*They sell Arbonne on their website too. Fucking Arbonne! My neighbor sells that out of her house.