Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Come on back tonight for a little chat


"What do you think of my new table, Bethenny? I had originally wanted to spell out Zarin Fabrics but Brad said it wouldn't fit."

We're going to need to talk--not only is there a new episode of Real Housewives of New York City tonight, but immediately following is the Real Housewives of New Jersey preview special. It's like a dream come true!

Here's a little feast for the eyes (and YES, Zoila appears to be wearing her uniform on the red carpet):


43 comments:

Vanessa said...

I don't think they could've picked a better place to shoot Real Housewives than Jersey. I mean, come on. This is gonna be great.

Paloma {La Dolce Vita} said...

Oh I can't wait! Zoila put on her "going out uniform". Notice it's black...more formal and elegant. ;)

The Blendess said...

Those coffee table(s) of Jill's look like somewhere a pool boy named Paco is looking to do a line of blow . . .like they were left over from the set of Boogie Nights.

And that multitude of wierd square mirrors on the wall is just in case the wild sex party breaks the coffee table(s) you can grab a mirroed wall ornament and do your coke off of that. Decor that multi-tasks.

On a positve note I like the fabric of the couch.

I think Rosie and Zoila should get their own show together called "Living With Crazy, The Secret Life of Domestic Help."

Brittany said...

Ohhhh Jersey girls. My state is constantly made fun of in popular culture. But we've got Bon Jovi and Meryl Streep. Suck on that! haha. Rich NJ bitches are a-comin'!

ruth said...

i'm starting to gain respect for alex & simon....what has my life come to......i'm so confused.

Anonymous said...

i can’t wait for brad to do my new place! squee!!!

EmElle said...

RHNJ is going to be so freaking fabulous. I love it already. Oh, hell yeah.

Anonymous said...

omg. luann with the poor girls. i am cringing so hard i'm burning calories.

Paloma {La Dolce Vita} said...

Okay, NY was awesome tonight! Ramona was trying so hard to keep her composure at the tennis match and was doing everything in her power to keep her eyes from going crazy like they usually do!

Jill's apartment is a hot mess. I loved when Bethenny said it was "a little Versace, Liberace, La Cucharachie". Girlfriend is hilarious! My husband was like "Why can't she find a guy? She's hilarious!". I had to explain about dating in Manhattan because you know, watching Sex and the City makes me an expert on the subject (yeah right!) and that most men her own age are agists. I really do hope she finds love. They should give her a show on VH1. Rock of Bethenny! LOL!

The little girls LuAnn was with thought she was so lame. Poor thing. She was really trying. I must say that despite the fact that she can be a pretentious bitch sometimes, she is a really beautiful woman. She carries herself rather well.

Paloma {La Dolce Vita} said...

Damn, I forgot about New Jersey. I really think it will be my 2nd favorite after NY. Caroline is awesome! I love how blunt and typically New Jersey she is. These women look hysterical! I think it's going to be a really great season. It looked very promising in the preview.

Did anyone else recognize Dina from the Million Dollar Weddings Show on We?

S. said...

The most cringe-worthy moment was when the little girl stood up and said she wanted to be a model. Surely, I thought, LuLu would leave it alone. Then she said the most predictable thing ever (at least to a heavier gal such as myself): "you do have a beautiful face." Yeah, she went there.

Just when I was relieved in thinking that a 10 year old probably doesn't have enough life experience to know that was a back handed compliment, the Countess proceeded to suggest she lose weight. Just to be clear, of course. Because that's the polite thing to do. Especially on front of an audience of other prepubescent girls. And at a self esteem class, no less.

I would have gone home and cried.

Dobbygirl said...

Okay when Kelly and Max were talking or whatever, Kelly was doing her voiceover and when she said the word "flirt" my ears heard "fart" so the voiceover sounded something like this:
Max is a fart, I'm a fart and when we get together it's a fartfest.

I think that pretty much sums it up.

Oh and Ramoner was livid about Simon showing up, I mean girl was having a stroke, she may have popped a vein and had internal bleeding. Can't wait for your recap!

Anonymous said...

Did you read that the Countess was left via email for another woman? And she is keeping the title?

hello gorgeous said...

Oh, no! I DVRd RHNY to watch Denis Leary (am I kicked out of the club?!) but I fuggot about RHNJ!!!!!!

Tracey said...

According to Bethenny's blog on Bravo's site that "priceless" portrait session Kelly donated has never come to fruition, making her look like an even bigger ass. Just when you didn't think it was possible!

Suzette said...

According to Jill's live blog last night, she is recovering from a boob reduction - probably so she can squeeze down that hallway past the pointy mirrors and the bulging tchatchke cabinets.

Cripes Suzette

Anonymous said...

That Mr. Brad is really tacky. Hated the tables.

The NJ housewives scare me. They are so mean and loud! I grew up in NJ & I am not like this. I do not understand their vibe. It gives us a bad name.

That mother's comment about being street-smart is so depressing. Just get rid of all education and let everyone make money and yell at each other: that's quality of life, right?

Lucinda said...

Paloma - I DID see Dina and BAWBY on that wedding show. "Bawby cheated on me three times but I luv em". Then Bawby kept faxing people invitations to their wedding and like 500 people showed up! They had to put up an extra tent in the parking lot of the Brownstone just to fit everybody. I knew what a gem Bravo had on their hands when I recognized Dina.

Blisterina said...

Anonymous 10:20, I hear ya. I'm originally from So Cal ('though not Orange County), and I cringe at the stereotype of the RHoOC ladies. Really, most of us aren't like that! Really!

But I still watch.

Can't wait for last night's NY recap!

Ursie B said...

Dobbygirl- You're not the only one who heard that. My husband turned to me and said, Did she just say,'When we get together, it's like a fart fest?" Hilarious!

muranogirl said...

"happy wife, happy life"
Bring on the cars, homes, plastic surgery and diamonds!
These ladies are even more over the top than the OC gals...

Anonymous said...

no one is mentioning brad's outfit at tennis! it was a zoot suit with a hat! OMG

i am agreeing that silex are actually sort of endearing in a way.

next week looks like ramoner finally nails her coffin shut...WOW

dina, from the wedding show...she also looks like the girl that was on the MTV "true life: i'm getting married" remember the girl with the peeling tan? and the fiance who's limo was late and he was going to "break some heads" AMAZING

laura said...

Anonymous...the fiance of the girl from the MTV true life wedding episode with the silicone fish lips actually said he was going to "gut you like a fish"... as I recall. Bring it on New Jersey...can't wait!

Suzy said...

Just watched the New Jersey preview... I could listen to them say "boobies" a thousand times!

Can't wait for that train wreck to start!

Anonymous said...

oh em gee, it would be so awesome if they would make bethenny the next bachelorette.

Cricket said...

Manzo and the Mafia???

"Mr. Manzo’s father, who weighed 350 pounds but was known as Tiny, ran unsuccessfully for mayor of Paterson before buying the Brownstone in the 1970s. In 1983, he was found dead in the trunk of his Lincoln Continental with four bullet wounds to his chest. The crime was never solved."

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/08/kerik-an-extra-on-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/?pagemode=print

Jennifer said...

I missed the New Jersey HWs--must catch it soon.

I thought Kelly was going to swallow up Max on that date--her mouth is like an endless cavern.

Jill's condo made me dizzy.

And I had to laugh when the Countess said Simon looked like an "80s aerobics instructor"--it was spot on!

mamacita said...

All you tardy bitches can catch the RHONJ preview on Bravo's website. That show is like tater tot casserole -- it's so gross, but I just can't stop.

Anonymous said...

OMG! I just watched RHONJ preview, it's intense. Caroline acts like she's gonna have somebody disposed of if they step out of line! Oy Vey!

Jilly in Idaho said...

Cricket - That is exactly the thought I had when I saw the preview. They seem like a very closed off group of family relationships. I'll give it a chance but if it's just a bunch of yelling, family tiffs and over the top shopping nonstop I'm outta there. I like the other 3 HW franchises but they are all individuals and not related. Like Caroline said "I don't like you before I like you."

Brittany said...

As soon as I saw...Caroline, I think, and her mentions of being a close family, I kind of screamed at my tv that they were basically The Sopranos. Welcome to New Jersey.

(And, being from Jersey myself, these women in no way reflect the whole state. Just North Jersey. They do tend to act like that.)

Anonymous said...

I wonder how long it'll take Jill to realize that her "POP" table can be rearranged to say "Odd"?

Fitting.

Btw, I live in the town next to Franklin Lakes, NJ

-be afraid... Be VERY afraid.

Enjoy, lovelies!

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