Kelly Bensimon: Hey, you! WAZZUP!
Beth Stern: Excuse me?
Kelly: Oh my God, like, I think I went to like, your wedding. And, like, we go to fashion shows together.
Beth: Yes, Kelly. We used to be friends, but now I'm trying to distance myself from you socially.
Kelly: What? Like, you're so adorable and I'm so adorable, and together we're like, a total adorablefest. So UH-MAZING. I'm up here [lifting her hand] and because you're married to like, that famous rock star, you're up here too.
Beth: Howard's not a rock star, he's on the radio.
Kelly: Whatever. I won't indulge you in this.
Beth: What are you talking about?
Kelly: You tell me.
Beth: Um, I need to go.
Kelly: Actually, I'm the one who like, needs to go. I'm rully rully busy. Like, I'm a mom and the Ambassador for Wool and I'm an 'A' too. Like, I can't stop and talk to everyone. This conversation means nothing to me.
Beth: Okay. See you later. Has anyone seen my bodyguard?
Kelly: YOU'RE CRAZY! AND A FOIL!
Many, many thanks to my anonymous friend who sent me this photo from last night's launch party for Rachel Roy's new Macy's line. KELLY LIVES!
Recap will be up tonight. Late, late tonight.