1. The Bobby Zarin Look-Alike Contest! Who is Bobby's celebrity doppelganger? I took all of your inspired suggestions and made this list. What do you think?
James Lipton, BOBBY ZARIN, Paul Mitchell
Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, Tommy Mottola 'The Older Years' and Phil Silvers
(Yes, I am totally aware that my photoshopping skills are for shit. Bitches, I don't even have photoshop, and if you had any idea how long it took me to put this together in Mac Preview (not to mention how many Spanish youtube videos I had to watch to get a shot of old Tommy Mottola) you wouldn't be able to look me in the eye.)
2. This may be the dumbest paragraph you will read this week.
Kelly Bensimon, commenting on her arrest stemming from punching her boyfriend:
My beautiful girls and I are being exposed to a horrible situation. I just think it just unsettling...I support all my friends and my friends have been really amazing with me. It's not really about me. It's about my girls. My girls don't need to be exposed to something like this. It's really inappropriate...I don't want to speak ill of anyone. That's not who I am. I don't want to do that....
What the fuck is she talking about? Exactly who is exposing your girls to this "unsettling" and "inappropriate" situation, Lady Bensimon? Could it be, I don't know, YOU for going all Mike Tyson on your boyfriend? Good God.
I hope she can take some sort of ESL class in prison because she is obviously very confused and painfully limited when it comes to the English language.
3. Kelly has been dropped from her modeling contract with Saks. Technically, it "will not be renewed" but we get the message. I'm sure it has nothing to do with all of her "unsettling and inappropriate" situations. Also, Kelly's Hamptons house was just put on the market for $10.9 mill. Your Mama, of course, has the juicy details.
4. "Ramona. Start the food fight."
You must watch this (and if you want to be entertained even more, go here.)